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With all the trauma our Hoodslammers have faced, it only makes sense for them to fracture into their own groups. Which group will survive this SCHISM?
Returning to Hoodslam after defending the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks around the world, it is JTG J THA GAWD. He puts his title on the line against 3 other opponents to be determined in a FATAL FOURWAY FOR THE FANNYS.
The EMO HEADS Brooke Havok, Allen Angels and Emo Brutal Rob Hands have struck first blood! But now… CAUTION TIME. The call is answered by DARK Sheik and Anton Voorhees and a partner to be decided (Vipress was busy :/)!
Trish Adora has earned the right by combat: She is next in line to challenge Brittany Wonder for the title Brittany has proudly held and defended since June 4th, 2022 – the GLAMPIONSHIP.
What’s up, its D-Rogue!
After the end of Fallen Idols, we’ve seen battle lines drawn. El Chupacabra, Drugz Bunny and Juice Lee on one side, and a reformed James Gang consisting of The Stoner Brothers and the titular James C on the other. On 5/5 its a 3v3, LETS CROSS THE LINE BLUUAGHHHH
And in our main event probably, The Captain of the Champion SHIP Johnny Butabi puts it all on the line against the debuting Bad Boy Joey Janela! He’s wanted to be in Hoodslam for years, but who’s got their hooks in whoom?
GO TO SCHISM, on 3rd x Broadway outside and with Oakland Metro Operahouse, $25 tickets, for the love of jtg the gawd don’tbringyourfnkids
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