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1. Richard Shhhnary defeated Glorious Banana to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks
2. El Chupacabra defeated DARK Sheik and Juice Lee in a Triple Threat Match
3. Otis the Gimp and Devil Derek Drexl fought to a no contest after making out and waving dildos around
4. The Stoner Brothers defeated Calvin and Hobbes
5. Sensei Joey Nuggs defeated Big Baby Powder in a Joey Nuggs Open Challenge to remain the man who holds the Golden Gig
6. FunnyBone defeated James C
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