Oh what a night. GLAM – Morning Glow was one for the history books in more ways than one.

The show opened with Oinga Boinga doing what they do best followed by them bringing out The LINK to the Future Anton Voorhees and the return of Kathy Campanelli. Kathy and Anton seemed to not be exactly seeing eye to eye which almost resulted in Kathy walking off the show. However in some quick apologetic thinking Anton convinced her to “turn around” and come back by going into a duet of “Total Eclipse of the Heart.” Fun times.

Match 1! The Villainess Vipress vs Nurse Ratchet.
Neither of these women had ever faced a foe like the other. Vipress was using all of her supernatural abilities given to her by Tia Mott against the undead medical professional but Ratchet had plenty of tricks up her decayed sleeve. The match ended when Ratchet stuck a syringe into the neck of Vipress and sucked out the dark magic leaving her powerless. Ratchet hit the Pricess Die for the win.

Buggy Nova then came out with her and Nurse Ratchet’s child, Charles Montgomery (Chucky) Nova, to try and convince Ratchet to be a part of this (Addams) family… and to imply that if she doesn’t she kinda owes a bit of child support. Nurse Ratchet looked at them both (longingly?) But ultimately left. This brought out Da Squaaad (Hip Hop Harry and Shakira Spears) to seemingly pick the bones but Buggy doesnt go down without a fight.

Match 2! Buggy Nova vs Shakira Spears.
The battle went back and forth but ultimately Harry was able to distract Buggy by threatening Chucky which enabled Shakira to hit the Fear the Spear for the victory.

Match 3! Ultragirl Brittany Wonder vs the Great Bambina. Bambina made her wrestling debut in February here at GLAM against Brittany in a hard fought, but ultimately losing effort but on this night she was able to secure her first victory!

Oinga Boinga played a few hits and Kathy Campanelli came out to say she couldn’t find Anton and then out came…. Anton?? No… it was Joseph Schwartz of the Bomb Shelter with a triangle painted on his face. He tried to convince Kathy and the crowd that he was Anton and this was his show and everything was normal and brings out “DARK Sheik” who was actually Randi West in a sash. Then there came a pounding on the Sun/Moon Door and out come The CAUTION through the door! Apparently the time and space hopping Bomb Shelter sent The CAUTION into another dimension in an attempt to take over GLAM but didnt realize that we just so happened to have a door to another dimension here at GLAM.

Match 4! Bomb Shelter vs The CAUTION.
Schwartz and West had the upper hand with their ability to rewind time, but ultimately Sheik and Anton were able to secure the win after hitting the Farooq Assault.

Match 5! Lady K vs Heather Monroe for the Sun/Moon Keys.
Both of these women gave everything they had in this match. Lady K fighting for her destiny to see the other side of the Sun/Moon Door, and Heather battling to prove she is the pinnacle of excellence here at GLAM. Lady K attempted multiple times to just grab the Keys to use the door but was finally stopped by Anton who told her she must win the match to have the keys. Lady K then took the microphone and locked Heather in an STF and yelled at her to quit and give over the keys… but Heather shouted the that door was unlocked! Lady K then realized she didnt need the keys and went to the door and opened it, finally seeing the other side for the first time. However, Heather Monroe shoved her through and used the keys to lock the door, trapping Lady K on the other side. She then got back in the ring and won by count out.

So… unless Heather unlocks the door or we get a new holder of the keys Lady K is stuck on the other side of the door… which is where she wanted to be this whole time… What a crazy turn of events.

What happens next??? Come find out next month!!!