hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and featuring the ballsiest rock band in the world, ARNOCORPS
Kenny K defeated Midas Kreed to remain Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Champion
The EMO Heads [Brooke Havok, Brutal Rob Hands and D-Torch] & DARK Sheik defeated The Lost Treasures [Matt Carlos, Joe DeSoul and Lara Frazier] and Grief Counselor Marco
Vipress defeated Jamie Senegal to remain She Who Holds the Golden GiG
Mighty Mayra and Captain MYLO defeated The Stoner Brothers and KittyBusa & BART-Man in a Chaos Rules Triangle Match to retain ownership of the Champion Ship
Mansoor defeated Richard Shhhnary in a Sanctum of Silence match
Dr Von Eerie defeated Cereal Man by disqualification after he gave birth, thus bringing his fucking kid. Post match, Dr Von Eerie confiscated the newborn to give to social services. When Cereal Man attempted to stop this lawful abduction, he was thwarted by Juice Lee
James C defeated Anton Voorhees in a Loser Leaves the BOOM Gang match. However, he instead dissolved the BOOM Gang and stated he would go start a new group without the Stoners and Anton Voorhees.