Mikey Jay, Viva Van and the GLAMpionship!

At 4/5 Simulacrumania, Hoodslam was invaded by a band of wrestlers who had been left on read too many times. They attacked and said that they could be just as good as the regular roster, even introducing a Fake Stoner Brothers and Fake Drugz Bunny. Rounding out the ranks was a masked assailant, and longtime bay area wrestler Mikey Jay.

The masked assailant would reveal himself to be Johnny Butabi, former Captain of the Champion Ship! He had stolen the magical Ship in a bottle, and was holding it ransom for a title match against current Captain M Y L O! The contest would be decided in a /Walk the plank – Overboard Match/. Or Something.

Rubbing salt in our wounds, Mikey Jay was able to win the GLAMpionship from Hop Daddy. With two of our coveted awards in their possession, they opened their ranks to whomstsoever would join. This was answered by Jaguar Montoya, who turned on his partner Joey Gonzo when he urged him to reconsider.

Ultimately, Fake Drugz Bunny and Rodd Todd and Todd Rodd, the Fake Stoner brothers, were all mauled by the shark. Though Johnny Butabi was able to send M Y L O over the edge, she tamed the mighty beast and rode the shark back to the ring. From there, she chased Johnny beyond the couch. He is considered lost at sea.

Mikey Jay and Jaguar Montoya found themselves against the Stoners, Richard Shhhnary, Anton Voorhees, Mighty Mayra, Captain M Y L O and her new shark friend, as this assemblage of Hoodslammers looked to put an emphatic end to this invasion. It was then that Jaguar Montoya turned on Mikey Jay, insinuating that he was playing a double agent all along. Nobody really believes him.

The invasion was squashed, more deaths added to the Hoodslam tally. But, Mikey Jay remained our GLAMpion. At 5/3 Faith in Monsters, he agreed to defend the GLAMpionship against anyone who was /NOT/ a Hoodslam regular. The challenge was answered by the returning HellBent Viva Van, who was narrowly able to claim the prize.

Viva Van returns at our 6/7 event Dazzling to defend the GLAMpionship against First Matey Mighty Mayra.

That should be it for Mikey Jay, right?

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