Richard Shhhnary resurrects his own specialty match for the first time in years as he invites Link to the Future Anton Voorhees into the SANCTUM OF SILENCE. If you scream in the match, you lose in real life.
plus, all our usual fun crew and like Speedball and Masha
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Alpha Zo has long tried to prove himself a valuable commodity to Da Squaaad. Members Kenny K and D-Rogue have welcomed him with open arms, but Hop Daddy Hip Hop Harry Henderson has not been as trusting. This led to many an argument and finally the first ever Squaaad Off, when Harry defeated Zo.
We assumed that’d be the end of that.
Then, at Entertania XII, Alpha Zo made a deal with Intergalactic Tag Team Champions the Lost Treasures. If he could defeat “Mr Backstage Pass” Joe DeSoul, then Da Squaaad would be gifted an Intergalactic Tag Team Championship. If he should lose, he would become the personal assistant to the Lost Treasures.
As fate would have it, Zo won! When time came for the championship challenge at I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST HOODSLAM 1/15/23, he graciously gifted this to Da Squaaad, in hopes of proving himself. Kenny K and D-Rogue refused to accept this gesture, and demanded that Hop Daddy Hip Hop Harry team with Alpha Zo to fight in the match he had earned.
As luck would have it, they won! Hop Daddy Harry still feels not so good about the pairing still, but perhaps being a FOUR TIME Intergalactic Tag Team Champion will happen soften the arrangement.
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave from CryBaby nightclub in Oakland, CA
MPR [Money Power Respect] Marco Mayur and Fabuloso Fabricio were scheduled to take on the Stoner Brothers Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner in their Hoodslam debut. However, the Stoners could not attend. MPR would go on to insult The Stoner Brothers until Stoner U products Corey Kreese, Joey Gonzo and Marcelo Montoya would interrupt. It would appear that MPR would leave peacefully, but its wrestling.
Rey Kaiju Joey Gonzo and Marcelo Montoya defeated MPR after interference from Corey Kreese
Juice Lee defeated Brutal Rob Hands
DARK Sheik and Vipress defeated Cereal Man and MacDaddy M Y L O – Post match, DARK Sheik would declare that her match with M Y L O at DNA Lounge 2/5/23 “The Last Time We Were Happy Together” would be an I Quit Match.
Drugz Bunny defeated Richard Shhhnary and Anton Voorhees in a Triple Threat – After, Shhhnary would attack Anton Voorhees and challenge him to a Sanctum of Silence Match at 2/5/23 “The Last Time We Were Happy Together” event
Hop Daddy and Alpha Zo defeated Lost Treasures Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul to become InterGalactic Tag Team Champions
Captain Johnny Butabi defended his claim to the Champion Ship in a Triple Threat Match against El Chupacabra and James C, after which James C would attack El Chupacabra
Pissed off Nerdy Gamer [PONG] retained the Golden Gig against Kenny K after a distraction from Lost Treasures Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul to remain He Who Holds the Golden Gig
who knew we were even doing that? Not me! Surprises abound, that’s your ol friendly neighbordHoodSlam!
This first episode features West Coast Wrecking Crew Royce Isaacs and Jorel Nelson against Intergalactic Tag Team Champions The Lost Treasures Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul! And in the main event, Trish Adora defends the Pan-Afrikan World Diaspora Championship against Alpha Zo!
The Link to the Future Anton Voorhees has been doing his best to be a people pleaser, but no “good” deed goes unpunished. In his attempts to please his stable-mates DARK Sheik and Vipress he’s found himself in the crosshairs of both Richard Shhhnary AND Drugz Bunny! They don’t care too much for each other, either, and all three face off at I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST HOODSLAM this Sunday 1/15/23 at The CryBaby in downtown Oakland.
Set for I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST HOODSLAM for tag team action! MacDaddy M Y L O teams with the hero from the milky way Galaxy Cereal Man to take on the imperious resistance of DARK Sheik and VIPRESSSSSssss
Tickets available online or maybe at the door if we don’t sell out: https://www.ticketweb.com/event/i-know-what-you-did-crybaby-tickets/12782865