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results: Morning Glow 8/9/19 GLAM

 

you can watch it all RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW before reading spoilers!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k–oA-uqgTg&t=7721s

 

Oh what a night. GLAM – Morning Glow was one for the history books in more ways than one.

The show opened with Oinga Boinga doing what they do best followed by them bringing out The LINK to the Future Anton Voorhees and the return of Kathy Campanelli. Kathy and Anton seemed to not be exactly seeing eye to eye which almost resulted in Kathy walking off the show. However in some quick apologetic thinking Anton convinced her to “turn around” and come back by going into a duet of “Total Eclipse of the Heart.” Fun times.

Match 1! The Villainess Vipress vs Nurse Ratchet.
Neither of these women had ever faced a foe like the other. Vipress was using all of her supernatural abilities given to her by Tia Mott against the undead medical professional but Ratchet had plenty of tricks up her decayed sleeve. The match ended when Ratchet stuck a syringe into the neck of Vipress and sucked out the dark magic leaving her powerless. Ratchet hit the Pricess Die for the win.

Buggy Nova then came out with her and Nurse Ratchet’s child, Charles Montgomery (Chucky) Nova, to try and convince Ratchet to be a part of this (Addams) family… and to imply that if she doesn’t she kinda owes a bit of child support. Nurse Ratchet looked at them both (longingly?) But ultimately left. This brought out Da Squaaad (Hip Hop Harry and Shakira Spears) to seemingly pick the bones but Buggy doesnt go down without a fight.

Match 2! Buggy Nova vs Shakira Spears.
The battle went back and forth but ultimately Harry was able to distract Buggy by threatening Chucky which enabled Shakira to hit the Fear the Spear for the victory.

Match 3! Ultragirl Brittany Wonder vs the Great Bambina. Bambina made her wrestling debut in February here at GLAM against Brittany in a hard fought, but ultimately losing effort but on this night she was able to secure her first victory!

Oinga Boinga played a few hits and Kathy Campanelli came out to say she couldn’t find Anton and then out came…. Anton?? No… it was Joseph Schwartz of the Bomb Shelter with a triangle painted on his face. He tried to convince Kathy and the crowd that he was Anton and this was his show and everything was normal and brings out “DARK Sheik” who was actually Randi West in a sash. Then there came a pounding on the Sun/Moon Door and out come The CAUTION through the door! Apparently the time and space hopping Bomb Shelter sent The CAUTION into another dimension in an attempt to take over GLAM but didnt realize that we just so happened to have a door to another dimension here at GLAM.

Match 4! Bomb Shelter vs The CAUTION.
Schwartz and West had the upper hand with their ability to rewind time, but ultimately Sheik and Anton were able to secure the win after hitting the Farooq Assault.

Match 5! Lady K vs Heather Monroe for the Sun/Moon Keys.
Both of these women gave everything they had in this match. Lady K fighting for her destiny to see the other side of the Sun/Moon Door, and Heather battling to prove she is the pinnacle of excellence here at GLAM. Lady K attempted multiple times to just grab the Keys to use the door but was finally stopped by Anton who told her she must win the match to have the keys. Lady K then took the microphone and locked Heather in an STF and yelled at her to quit and give over the keys… but Heather shouted the that door was unlocked! Lady K then realized she didnt need the keys and went to the door and opened it, finally seeing the other side for the first time. However, Heather Monroe shoved her through and used the keys to lock the door, trapping Lady K on the other side. She then got back in the ring and won by count out.

So… unless Heather unlocks the door or we get a new holder of the keys Lady K is stuck on the other side of the door… which is where she wanted to be this whole time… What a crazy turn of events.

What happens next??? Come find out next month!!!

 

results: BR-X 8/2/19 Hoodslam

 

Battle Royal X

8/2/19 at Oakland Metro Operahouse

Stoner U Pre show : Johnny Drinko Butabi defeated Otto Von Clutch

1. The CAUTION (DARK Sheik and Link to the Future Anton Voorhees) Bart-Man and Big B defeated Stoner Brothers (Rick Scott and Scott Rick Stoner) Bat-Manuel and Juice Lee

2. El Chupacabra won a handi cap match against HBKen and Golden Gig Champion Sensei Joey Nuggs to earn a shot at the Golden Gig at September 6th Hoodslam

3. Drugz Bunny and Cereal Man defeated 4 Minutes of Heat (Ricky Gibson and Eddie Gilbert) to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

4. Da Squaaad (Shakira Spears and Kenny K with Hip Hop Harry and D-Rogue) defeated James C and Brutal Rob Hands after Johnny Drinko Butabi interfered

5. Sweet Boone Ashlocke defeated Matt Carlos and Richard Shhhnary to become Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Champion

6. D-Rogue defeated Pooh Jack

7. D-Rogue won the Battle Royal of Supremacy earning the choose the matches at Fuck the Fans X on October 4th

 

here it is for free!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUAdoty3D-M

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHATS COMING UP YALL

Its about to get nuts in Oakland.  The beginning of our year of “x”s begins, as Battle Royal X is the first of our year of ten year celebrations!  October FTF X, December HoodFighter Tournament X and of course…the baby daddy of them all, the showcase of the immorals… 2020’s Entertania X!  Whoa yall, remember when we were the new kids on the block?

The week after BR-X is GLAM Morning Glow!  The only showcase for womens wrestling in the bay area… no California…NO, just west of the Mississipi!  It’s really like that yall…Come feel the Glow!

Tickets for both events are available on the facebook event page, the eventbrite…just click on our links, go find it…  IF NOT THOUGH?  We’re live/free at twitch.tv/hoodslam EVERY WEEK YALL.  As its been since January.

Uncharted Territory?  Maybe for the east coast…

results: 7/26/19 Cartoonapalooza – Sexy GoodTime Wrestle Show

Sexy Good Time Wrestle Show: CARTOONAPALOOZA

Friday, July 26, 2019 – Oakland Metro Opera House

– HOSTS: Broseph as Swaggy (Scooby Doo), Wonder Dave as Jem (Jem and the Holograms)

– REFS: Arnold (Hey, Arnold!), Gerald (Hey, Arnold!)

MATCH 1: Six-entity tag

Fred, Velma, and Scooby Doo (Mystery Inc.) def. Ed, Edd, and Eddy

Bluto, the villain from Popeye, kidnapped Olive Oyl.

MATCH 2: Triple threat

Skeletor (Masters of the Universe) def. She-Ra (Princess of Power) and Helga (Hey, Arnold!)

MATCH 3: The bWo implodes!

“Tinseltown” Tommy Pickles (Rugrats) def. Big Poppa Smurf (The Smurfs)

MATCH 4: Tag-team match

The Blue World Order (“Tinseltown” Tommy Pickles and Big Poppa Smurf) def. Rocksteady and Bam-Bebop (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) when Shredder joined the bWo.

MATCH 5: Popeye (with Olive Oyl) def. Bluto.

Burlesque performance by Sgt. Die Wies.

MAIN EVENT: Darkwing Duck def. Lion-O (Thundercats)

 

who loves you?  us.  thats why the show is up for free now n stuff at the hoodslam youtube channel, but follow @sexygoodtimeftf for all your sexy good time fuck the fans needs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce_fwUkYSUk&t=5s

results: 7/19/19 Hoodslam MidSummer Nights Meat Train

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, referees Wiggles and Nuk Nuk Johnson

 

1. “Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra defeated HBKen to regain his ownership of the Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Tournament Memorial Trophy

2. James C and Brutal Rob Hands defeated Da Squaaad (Hip Hop Harry and Shakira Spears), The CAUTION (CAUTION – Link to the Future Anton Voorhees and DARK Sheik) & Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner) in a Chaos Rules fatal four way after Drugz Bunny attacked Da Squaaad

3. Drugz Bunny defeated WonderCat Joey Smoak

– post match, Da Squaaad attempted to attack Drugz Bunny, but Pooh Jack evened the odds.  Da Sqauaaad challenged Pooh Jack to a singles match at Aug 2nd BRX First Friday event, which Mr Jack accepted.

4. Richard Shhhnary and Matt Carlos defeated Funnybone and FunnyBOONE (Boone Ashlocke in FunnyBone paint).  Had Shhhnary been pinned, he would have lost the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks, but he wasn’t, so like whatever i guess, not sure why i brought it up

5. Sensei Joey Nuggs defended the Golden Gig against Super Beast and El Chupacabra in a Triple Threat Match.  It was originally a singles defense v Super Beast, but El Chupacabra cashed in his memorial Trophy, however after interference from HBKen Sensei Nuggs was able to pin the “Mexican Werewolf” and remain the man who holds the Golden Gig.

6. Big B and his mystery partner Bart Man defeated BatManuel and his mystery partner Juice Lee in a dream partner tag match

 

its up on youtube!  watch it, goonzos!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8zySmTeE3E

 

FRIDAY – its GUILTY LETHAL ACTION MAYHEM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The bay area’s only showcase for women’s professional wrestling is back with another monthly installment!  Every 2nd Friday of the month, GUILTY LETHAL ACTION MAYHEM rocks the Oakland Metro Operahouse with the most physical show in town.

 

Last month we saw Lady K and Shakira Spears do battle in an epic encounter.  Now, Lady K must find herself a mystery partner to take on the combined Da Squaaad!  Squa Squa Squa!

 

Heather Monroe will also be in action, defending her Sun Key and Moon Key like they were titles!  Even though we keep telling her they’re not… she’s encourageable.

 

Trish Adora, the only one to use those keys to see whats behind the door, warned against anyone else ever stepping through again.  Her return from the other side was not alone, as soon following was the wicked Tia Mott.  She immediately made a mental connection with daughter of Satan, Vipress.  These two then would go on to hypnotize the AfroPunk Trish Adora as well, convincing her to join their leagues.  Who is next to face this evergrowing ensemble of evil?

 

Hey, you know what else?  Simone Sherie, Brittany Wonder, Nurse Ratchet, more!  And it airs live/free on twitch at twitch.tv/hoodslam!  Then we put it on our youtube!  You can catch up on past videos at these destinations as well.

 

This event is 21 and up and takes place Friday Night at the Oakland Metro Operahouse.  You can get tickets at the door or at the Hoodslam eventbrite!

NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS

This is really the best photo of them together.  They chose it themselves.  Congratulations to our friend from the Milky Way, Cereal Man and the Rabbit with a Habit Drugz Bunny on dethroning Da Squaaad last week at #AMERICA.

 

Da Squaaad had been champions since April 5th, 2019 when they won the titles at Entertania, giving them EXACTLY 3 months as champions.

 

This was Drugz Bunny’s first match back since March 22nd Hoodslam.  Welcome back, champ!

 

results: #AMERICA 7/5/19 Hoodslam

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, music by the Boston Tea Bag Party

1. The Stoner Brothers defeated The CAUTION (CAUTION) in a Smoklahoma Last Team Smoking Iron Lung Challenge

2. El Chupacabra and Shotzi Blackheart defeated Steven Tresario and Johnny Drinko Butabi & Brutal Rob Hands and James C in a Triple Threat Tag Match

3. Bat Manuel defeated Big B

4. Richard Shhhnary/Matt Carlos defeated Super-Boone Ashlock and Super Beast

5. Sensei Joey Nuggs defeated HBKen to retain the Golden Gig

– Post match, El Chupacabra attempted to cash in his Lethal Lottery Battlebowl VF3 Memorial Trophy for a match against Joey Nuggs for the Golden Gig, but HBKen attacked him and prevented the match from ever starting

6. Cereal Man and Drugz Bunny defeated Da Squaaaad (Hip Hop Harry, Shakira Spears and Kenny K) to become Intergalactic Tag Team Champions

 

watch it on the hoodslam youtube channel right meow

At 6/21/19 Hoodslam Jet Grind Wrestling Future the audience was witness to the 3 Stages of Fuckery between The CAUTION (CAUTION) and The Stoner Brothers. If The CAUTION won, the Stoner Brothers would have to recreate the film ‘Face/Off’, if the Stoner Brothers won The CAUTION (CAUTION) would have to recreate an episode from the 90s coming of age teenage drama-comedy ‘Blossom’, specifically from Season 3. It ended in a draw

 

In our opinionation, first blood goes to ‘Link to the Future’ Anton Voorhees and DARK Sheik – The CAUTION (CAUTION)

results: 6/28/19 “FEARLESS” Sexy Good Time Wrestle Show

Hosted by Link to the Future Anton Voorhees and Mathew Theall, featuring a pole performance by Seanmichael

 

1. Dominic Kubrick defeated EFFY

2. Brittany Wonder and Joey Smoak defeated Vipress and St. Synclair

3. Jake Atlas defeated DARK Sheik

4. Tommy Purr defeated Great Bambina and Frisco Flame

5. Lady K defeated Da Shade

6. Still Life with Pears and Apricots defeated All That Keita Murray

7. Weirdo Hero Randy Myers and DEMIGOD OF DEATH Funnybone wrestled to a draw

 

watch it on youtube here now and free like the wind blow