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results: GLAM – Down the Rabbit Hole 5/10/19

 

Okay, we are boarding that door up!

Where to begin? I guess at the beginning. The night started off simple enough. We had a Stoner U showcase match where Rick Scott Stoner defeated BARTman.

Then Oinga Boinga welcomed the Oakland Metro Operahouse to GLAM – Down the Rabbit Hole and brought out our host The LINK to the Future Anton Voorhees to give us all a recap of the first 5 months of this crazy GLAM adventure. From women to men to Dragon Ball to childbirth to proposals to doors to other worlds… we’ve done a lot in just 5 months.

But down to business!

Vulcana Pro Wrestler def The Great Bambina after turning the canvas to lava and power bombing her onto it.

Lisa Lace / Shakira Spears and the rest of the Intergalactic Tag Team Champions, Da Squaaaaaaaaaad came out and called out Viva Van. Viva then let them know she found herself a partner… the biggest and baddest she could find, Brutal Rob Hands. However, the numbers game was still too great and Da Squaaaaaaaaaad won the match against Viva and Brutal Rob.

Buggy Nova and her son Charles Montgomery Nova came out to face Simone Sherie. Little Chucky ended up getting involved in the match and took a superplex off the top rope which brought out his OTHER mother Nurse Ratchet. With a brief break of focus Simone was able to roll up Buggy for the win.
After the match Buggy took Ratchet’s arrival to mean that the undead medical professional accepted her proposal and they shared an embrace… and then Ratchet left her again. Family is hard.

Heather Monroe came out for her debate with her usual disinterested attitude ready to “get this over with” but was adamant that Aleyah Mia Garcia was not to officiate it. So we let the fans decide. Out came Lady K ( Katarina Leigh Waters ) now in possession of BOTH the #SunKey and #MoonKey since they were left in the Sun/Moon Door after the last show. The Debate was on. Heather made some convincing arguments about why everything GLAM has done has been stupid and unprofessional and “not real” but the fans didnt seem to buy in. Lady K then made very good counter points about how GLAM itself was a world of fantasy and endless possibilities that were all very much real. Fans sided with Lady K (Shocker) and Lady K wins the debate.
Afterward Lady K informs us of her desire to open the door but needs a partner to unlock it with her. Heather suddenly seemed all too excited to be a part of the plan and gladly took one of the keys. When suddenly a wild Trish Adora appeared through the door! Trish looks somewhat terrified by her journey and tells us all we cant go in the door and we need to lock it. Lady K takes exception to this and hands Heather the other Key to argue with Trish… and Heather seemed very very delighted to have both keys.
And then a match happened!

Heather Monroe defeated Trish Adora and Lady K to now be the Sole Owner of the Sun and Moon Keys!
And then she just left… didnt go through the door but left it unlocked. Unnerving.

Main Event Time!
The Villainess Vipress def ‘Ultra Girl’ Brittany Wonder in the craziest turn of events so far. Just when it seemed Britt had the match won the Sun/Moon Door opened and out stepped a mysterious woman. She entered the ring and force pushed Brittany across the ring. She then seemed to… Possess? Empower? Brainwash? Vipress and Vipress damn near took Brittany’s head off with a kick to the skull.

And they did not leave back through that door. Whoever that powerful entity was, she is now here with us to stay and she has Vipress on her side.

What will happen next???

Come next month and find out!

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KNOKX PRO WRESTLE FAIR 5/18/2019 – FEATURING MF’N (moms favorite’n) HOODSLAM

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MAY 18TH, HOODSLAM joins with KnokX Pro Entertainment in Victorville, CA as part of their amazing Wresetle Fair 2019 event! Featuring the Stoner Brothers, Big B, Richard Shhhnary, DARK Sheik and Anton Voorhees The CAUTION, The Nasty Boys, Jr Rikishi Fatu, all the Knokx Pro superstars and MUCH MORE still TBA.
 
We were there last year, and there’s nothing like it. Two Ring Double Chaos! Stars up the whazoo! It’s a PG event, but they also had booze!
 
Join us, go, be merry, watch the wrestle, connect on a level you didn’t know existed….

WRESTLE-1 ALLIANCE partners with HOODSLAM to find YOU

 

The Wrestle-1 company in Japan is sending the expertly stellar Kaz Hayashi with Innovator of the Selfie Sonny Onoo to determine who from the United States should come train with them for a week in Japan. Thats right, 1/3rd of the Jung Dragons, member of the original Kaientai DX, possibly cousin of Mike Hayashi will be there to evaluate your goods.

It’s 110 to tryout, plus they demand you buy a shirt for 10-15 dollars. Stoner U students and familiars can reach out directly to the right people (if you’re a student or familiar, you don’t have to ask who) and receive a discounted price for participation.

IF YOU PLAN ON ATTENDING: be passport ready, and maybe have some cash for a ticket to Japan saved up, cuz they ain’t doin that part. What they are offering – free training, room and board for a week out in…i dunno, Tokyo?… Japan for two applicants per dojo. That means you (and maybe a friend) will be learning how to work from former WCW, NJPW, Michinoku Pro, THE WORLD experienced wrestlers to become a participating part of Wrestle-1.

We know some people have fallen sour on bay area try outs recently, so HOODSLAM will be doing its own separate evaluation, and as a reward to those participating will also book a tag match (playaz) featuring many of yall THAT VERY NIGHT. Post tryout, its GLAM at the Oakland Metro Operahouse, and though it’s traditionally a womens wrestling showcase, f it, we make the rules, its whatever we want. We’ll even pay ya for it.

We’re not trying to have 50 people there. We don’t want everyone to get 3 minutes. We want a legit evaluation. We’re doing it for yall, not our pockets. Spots will be limited, don’t sleep on your dreams because you’ll miss them when you’re awake….yeahhhhh…

EMAIL HOODSLAM@GMAIL.COM or contact your folks if ya know’em and reserve your seat for tomorrows banquet of destiny

HEY THERES NO HOODSLAM 4/26/19 BUT GO TO WPW AND BIZARRO LUCHA

The Oakland Metro Operahouse has reserved April 26th and May 31st for some special guests since before we did weekly, so we won’t be doing a show this friday.  Maybe we’ll replay a thing or something…. HOWEVERTHOUGHALSO you can see some Hoodslammers this weekend out of norcal if you proceed with CAUTION Friday in Burbank, CA for Wrestling Pro Wrestling and Sunday in Indianapolis, Indiana for Bizarro Lucha!  They have social media and stuff, go look at it if you’ve got time…

results: ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY – Hoodslam 4/20/19

Hosted by Link to the Future Anton Voorhees from Eureka Municipal Auditorium

1. Richard Shhhnary defeated Glorious Banana to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

2. El Chupacabra defeated DARK Sheik and Juice Lee in a Triple Threat Match

3. Otis the Gimp and Devil Derek Drexl fought to a no contest after making out and waving dildos around

4. The Stoner Brothers defeated Calvin and Hobbes

5. Sensei Joey Nuggs defeated Big Baby Powder in a Joey Nuggs Open Challenge to remain the man who holds the Golden Gig

6. FunnyBone defeated James C

 

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results: Lethal Lottery #9 – Hoodslam 4/19/19

hosted by Broseph Joe Brody at the Oakland Metro Operahouse

All Lethal Lottery matches consist of ranndomly drawn teams facing each other.  The winners go on to the Memorial Trophy Battle Royal.  Whoever wins can then dedicate the cup to whatever they like, and gains the right of anyone match with any Hoodslammer at any show.

1. Matt Carlos and DARK Sheik defeated Richard Shhhnary and FunnyBone

2. El Chupacabra and Hip Hop Harry defeated BatManuel and Anton Voorhees

3. Royce Isaacs and Steven Tresario defeated Scott Rick Stoner and Boone Ashlock

4. Johnny Drinko Butabi and Derek Drexl defeated Big B and Berkeley Brawler

5. Rick Scott Stoner and Brutal Rob Hands defeated Otis the Gimp and Brittany Wonder & Kenny K and HBKen in a triple threat match

GOLDEN GIG DEFENSED

6. Coach Joey Nuggs defeated Glorious Banana to remain the man who holds the Golden Gig

7. El Chupacabra won a 10 Entity Battle Royal to win the Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Tournament and named his prize the Virgil Flynn III Memorial Trophy

 

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or youtube.com/c/hoodslam

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HOODSLAM TRIPLE SHOT WEEKEND

The streets and the internets are about to get wild because you have ATHREE chances to catch the accidental phenomenon this weekend – in person AND on twitch!

 

First, its TONIGHT when the future stars of wrestling hone their craft at the world famous Stoner U Dojo, its Stoner U – Another 48 hours – at the place where Hoodslam was born, the victory warehouse!

TOMORROW, we hit the Oakland Metro Operahouse and bring back the annual tradition and crown a new LETHAL LOTTERY BATTLEBOWL TOURNAMENT BATTLE ROYAL MEMORIAL TROPHY CHAMPION when we present “Lethal Lottery #9” (aka “Plan 9 from Western Oakland”).  Since 2011 we have hosted this magical moment, and its a doozy!  Hoodslammers will be drawn into random teams and do combat – enemies at their side, friends in their faces – the possibilities have an end and are quite finite, but its still nuts.  Those who can make it work with their random partner will move on to the battle royal, and the winner will be awarded the Memorial Trophy!  Memorializing who?  We’ve yet to decide… but that trophy can then be relinquished at any hoodslam to fight any Hoodslammer in any match.  (CONSEQUENCESSSSSS)

The VERY NEXT DAY we will be hundreds of miles north to bring you HOODSLAM: ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY  on this epic Earth date of 4/20 in the fine city of Eureka, CA!  Proceeds of this show will go to the CAPE charity cause deal, providing community services to kids, the homeless, those in need.  Those in Eureka the night before can go to…some movie theater (im sure you can look it up) and see a screening of the Hoodslam documentary made years ago!  Its also up on AMAZON now, or youtube for free.  It features some folks we don’t fucks with anymore, but it exists and its done, so whatever.  Contr0versey creates currency, right right right?

All should be streamed live on twitch, if not…check back and we’ll put it up later. It’s free, no complaints accepted.

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results: 4/12/19 GLAM – Behind Closed Doors

 

If a question is answered by another question, it was still answered… technically…

GLAM – Behind Closed Doors opens up with the GLAM band Oinga Boinga playing out our host The LINK to the Future Anton Voorhees.
He speaks about the difficulty smuggling an entire door to the Oakland Metro Operahouse but it is here! The Sun and Moon Door! And tonight it will be opened!

But first we have matches.

‘Ultra Girl’ Brittany Wonder def Heather Monroe in a match that was full of rope walking, forearms shots, and so many butts to faces. The match ended when referee Aleyah Mia Garcia accidentally got in Heather’s way and in an brief moment of lost focus Brittany took advantage with a quick pinfall.
After match Heather showed her frustrations by getting in the face of the referee and then slamming her down by the hair. #rude

Simone Sherie def Nurse Ratchet in a match involving almost every dismembered body part you could think of. During the match Buggy Nova came out to… Show her support of the reanimated medical professional? But once Simone turned a syringe back on Nurse Ratchet it was goodnight nurse.
After the match Buggy explained the the DNA results were in and Nurse Ratchet is the Co Mother of Baby Chucky and Buggy wants to start a traditional, 2 mother family to raise their child… AND SHE PROPOSED! Luckily Anton is real life Ordained Minister and we have a wedding on our hands!!!!!! Except Nurse Ratchet ran away before saying “I do” … #RunawayCorpseBride

But the show must go on!
Buggy Nova def Vulcana Pro Wrestler proving that love can conquer all… including a volcano.

Lisa Lace / Shakira Spears def The Great Bambina and Viva Van in a triple threat match after Hip Hop Harry got involved and held Viva back from the action.
Harry then got on the Mic and mocked Anton and The CAUTION ‘s loss of the Intergalactic tag team Championship and Ean Hancement (RIP Space Ean) but that didn’t sit too well with the new number one contenders and out came The Stoner Bros!

Rick Scott Stoner def Hip Hop Harry in an impromptu, and our first official men’s match at GLAM.

And then it was time!
The Door Opening Ceremony!
The owner of #TheSunKey Lady K ( Katarina Leigh Waters ) came out first.
The owner of #TheMoonKey Trish Adora came out next.
Lady K inserts the Sun Key into The Sun Lock and unlocks it.
Trish then inserts the Moon Key into The Moon Lock…. but… it doesn’t fit?
Lady K grabs the Mic and says this was supposed to be the greatest moment in time and it’s been ruined because Trish doesn’t believe! And a fight begins!!

Back and forth action but a new enraged side of Lady K comes out as she berates Trish for her lack of faith in the Door. Both women are physically exhausted and out came a very disgruntled Heather Monroe. She gets a Mic and angrily asks why anyone is putting up with this nonsense. Then she let’s out the dreaded F word and calls this whole ceremony….. FAKE! Which did not sit well with our GLAM Fans at all. A defining “This is Real” chant breaks out and Heather KNOCKS THE DOOR OVER and leaves!!! Trish sees this and a new fire seems to burn within her. (Maybe she saw what a jerk Heather was with her lack of belief)

Trish Adora def Lady K viva submission to the Victory Trap.

Trish then takes the Moon Key and unlocks the fallen door! It opens (now looking like a storm cellar door) and Trish jumped down into it…. And dissapeared!!!! Lady K then tries to follow her but the door seemed to lock itself and Lady K is left, Heartbroken and weary at the stoop of the door.

Where did Trish go??? What’s in the door? When will we know???

Find out next month when GLAM presents Down the Rabbit Hole

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(soon)

GLAM – BEHIND CLOSE DOORS is 4/12/19

Finally, the holders of the Sun Key and Moon Key will see what lives beyond the threshold… dunno what we’re talking about?  No worries, just watch this video and show up tomorrow to see what happens in the Bay Areas ONLY womens spotlight on prowrestling –  GUILTY LETHAL ACTION MAYHEM!

 

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