hosted by Link to the Future Anton Voorhees
Music by Oinga Boinga !
Tournament Round 1:
1. Trish Adora defeated Brittany Wonder
2. Holidead defeated Shakira Spears
3. Lady K defeated Viva Van
4. Desi DeRata defeated Nurse Ratchet
exhibition match:
5. Samantha Squatch defeated Tickles Monster
Tournament Round 2:
6. Lady K defeated Trish Adora
7. Holidead defeated Deside Rata
from Oakland Metro Operahouse,1/4/19. Stone U preshow hosted by Scott Rickerson and Mike O Shea and Shawn M. Allen
1. Coach Joey Nuggs defeated Victor Von Richtor
2. HBKen defeated Markus Eriks
Hoodslam hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, Mike O Shea and Lady K. Music by the Hoodslam Band
3. Lady K w/SuperBeast defeated Handsome Devil Anthony Butabi, Brutal Rob Hands and Trish Adora in a fatal four way
4. FunnyBone and El Chupacabra w/Lady K and SuperBeast defeated Steven Tresario and Johnny Drinko Butabi to become new Intergalactic Tag Team Champions
5. Cereal Man defeated James C after Juice Lee interfered. Juice Lee would continue to attack James C, presumably as revenge for the post match beatdown James C gave him on Decemeber 7th, 2018 Hoodfighter Tournament
6. Da Squaaaaad (D Rouge, Kenny K and Shakira Spears w/Hip Hop Harry) defeated The Stoner Buds (Scott Rick Stoner, Rick Scott Stoner and UltraGirl Brittany Wonder)
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave from San Francisco Oasis Night Club
on a sunday, at 3pm
Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Championship Match
1. Big B defeated Hip Hop Harry to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay
2. Sensei Joey Nuggs defeated Berkeley Brawler
3. The Stoner Brothers (Rick Scott & Scott Rick Stoner) defeated The CAUTION 2 (DARK Sheik and Boone)
4. Richard Shhhnary defeated Brutal Rob Hands
5. Intergalactic Tag Team Champion Steven Tresario defeated Glorious Banana
6. Juiced Lee defeated Kal Jack
watch it on twitch, boners!
Stoner U preshow hosted by Screamin Eagle Mike O Shea and Scott Rickerson, ring announcer Shawn M Allen
Hoodslam hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Link to the Future Anton Voorhees, music by the Hoodslam Band
Tournament round one:
1. Richard Shhhnary defeated Kal Jack
2. James C v Juiced Lee was ruled a draw after a double pin
3. Brutal Rob Hands defeated Glorious Banana
4. Ean Hancement defeated Johnny Drinko Butabi
Chaos Rules Tag Match for a shot at Intergalactic Tag Team Championship at 1/4/19 SCHISM:
5. The Disenchanted (Lady K, Funnybone & El Chupacabra) defeated The CAUTION 2 (DARK Sheik, Boone & Cereal Man) and The Stoner Brothers & Brittany Wonder
Tournament 2nd round:
Richard Shhhnary reciebed a bye
6. Brutal Rob Hands defeated Ean Hancement
Golden Gig Championship Match
7. Matt Carlos defeated HB Ken to retain the Golden Gig
Fatal Four Way to crown one half of the Tag Team Championship:
Steven Tresario defeated Sensei Joey Nuggs, Kobra Kai Corey Kreese, Hip Hop Harry, and Berkeley Brawler to become one half of the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
Tournament Finals:
8. Richard Shhhnary defeated Brutal Rob Hands
watch the whole thing on twitch OR youtube NOW and FREE
Hosted by Wonder Dave and Broseph Joe Brody from San Francisco Oasis!
1. Juiced Lee defeated Steven Tresario
2. FunnyBone defeated D Rouge, Da Shade and Berkeley Brawler in a Fatal Fourway
3. The Stoner Brothers – Rick Scott and Scott Rick Stoner defeated Woah Woah Dojo – Karate Kal Jack and Sensei Joey Nuggs
4. Richard Shhhnary defeated Link to the Future Anton Voorhees in a Sanctum of Silence Match
5. Glorious Banana, Calvin & Hobbes defeated The CAUTION (CAUTION) 2 – DARK Sheik Khan Abadi, Boone Man & Bernie Phaeton (some guy Boone man found at BART on the way there). Bernie Phaeton was fired from The Caution 2 after dying.
THESE ACCOMANYING PHOTOS ARE COURTESY OF DJ BEARZBUB
Hosted by Axel Brose, music from the Hoodslam Band!
Watch it FREE on our twitch channel, twitch.tv/hoodslam !
The fun doesn’t stop on first fridays! In fact, we’re doing every week next year! I think we mentioned that on every platform but the website…maybe we did? uhhh, anywho, our super awesome much favorited EIGHTIES NIGHT is upon us! We will pay tribute to video games, movie stars, athletes, musicians… pretty much anything 80s. Join in the fun by coming in costume too!
Then a mere 9ish days later, we’ll bet at San Francisco’s OASIS nightclub…in the DAYTIME! Cooky, huh? Our 3pm show is officially SLEAZY AS FUCK, come see why. Unless you’re a kid. DONTBRINGYOURFNKIDS. to any hoodslam. ever. We’ll make it super clear if your supposed to bring’em ever. Sorry chil’ren, its just most of you dumb kids don’t have any stupid money yet. Maybe when you’re older.
From Oakland Metro Operahouse 11/2/18
Stoner U Preshow hosted by Scott Rickerson, Screamin Eagle Mike O Shea and Shawn M. Allen
Hoodslam hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, Music by the Hoodslam Band
The entire show is up on our twitch channel FOR FREE.
You see it. You know about it. Go live it. Runtelldat.
Tickets on eventbrite: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hoodslam-emerald-triangula-tickets-51890801785
We’re gonna try and do a good job of letting you know when you can see us OUTSIDE of our own bubble. Here’s some upcoming friendlies!
Bar Wrestling is like our so cal cousin – they look kinda like us, so we think they’re attractive. Regularly featuring a ton of talent that you probably recognize from your television boxes and internet holes, this night is a tribute to the Undead! Featuring Su Yung, Brian Cage, Scorpio Sky, Jeff Cobb, Joey Ryan, a ton of other great talent and even our own safety and sanitation official, NURSE RATCHET!
She’ll be teaming with the ever impressive DOOM FLY to take on Heather Monroe, Professional Peter Avalon and the radical Ray Rosas! …they don’t actually call him radical, we just like to illiterate… he is pretty radical though. Buy tickets online for $25, OR WAIT TILL ITS $40 AT THE DOOR… shit, we should do that…
November 3rd! It’s Cactus League Wrestling in Arizona! You can see a bunch of names, and Broseph Joe Brody! I..uh… didn’t really get any other information about it.
Nov 4th in Fresno, its Best of the West Wrestling TV Taping! Hosted by AJ Kirsch (that guy Bro hangs out with i think) and also featuring a host of Hoodslam familiars such as Royce Isaacs, Steven Tresario and FunnyBone! You might see a few other recognizables under different names… kayfabe.
On November 9th at THE NILE in Mesa, Arizona is Party Hard Wrestling’s “Raising Charizona”! That’s a reference to a dope Nicholas Cage Movie, if you didn’t catch it…
ON THIS DAY, you’ll see clearly that DARK Sheik and the recently triumphantly returnedly returned Cereal Man! Unfortunately, they’ll be against each other in the same match…along with 4 other competitors! Maybe they’ll be smart enough to team up a little…
Party Hard Wrestling is on all the socials, they’ve even got a neat idea of a Golden Fannypack… it’s actually how we heard about’em! All fair in love and wrestling, especially if ya book us!
NOVEMBER 10TH, the Hoodslam x KAIJU ATTACK talent exchange continues! Not only will you be seeing Eric Priest and Mike Mathews return to Oakland on November 2nd, but we’ll be returning the favor on November 10th when Anton Voorhees challenges for their Championship Title against both of them!
Ya gotta imagine that’s gonna make their travel together the week before awkward, right? Like, “yah, road trip, can’t wait to get home and beat you up!”.
Speaking of awkward travel arrangements, coming with Anton Voorhees is NURSE RATCHET! She’s busy in November… you’d think she’d be busier in October?… anywhatzit, she’ll be bringing her bodybag cross country to take on Arc Williams! She impressed all the the Hoodslammers who visited Chicago last time when she teamed with El Chupacabra in place of an injured Shotzi Blackheart. But now she’s on the otherside of the syringe!
We’re a bunch more places. We’ll try and keep ya in the loop! Wanna see us in your town? Send a line to hoodslam@gmail.com and we’ll see what goo squeezes out.