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3/4 MARCH FORTH RESULTS
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Ean Hancement, music by The Hoodslam Band
1. The Devil Derek Drexl and Ravenous Randy defeated TEAM SCEETY (Scott Rick Stoner and Stevie T)
2. Batmanuel defeated Johnny Drinko Butabi to finally close his bartab after many months ajd six figures
3. Funnybone defeated Anton Voorhees. Due to stipulations, now Funnybone and Chupacabra will face Anton and Ean Hancement (The CAUTION) in a Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Titles match. If The CAUTION wins, they get there stolen mysterious box back.
4. Calvin and Hobbes defeated Drugz Bunny and James C
5. Shotzi Blackheart/Joey Nuggs/Zangev Darevko defeated Nurse Ratchet/Glorious Banana/Anthony Butabi in a Lethal Lottery preview of Entertania 8
6. SuperBeast defeated Berkeley Brawler
7. Scorpion dressed as David Bowie playing the Goblin King from the Labyrinth defeated Richard Shhhnary
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3/2 GET YOUR ASS TO MARS RESULTS
Stoner U preshow hosted by Mike O Shea and Scott Rickerson, announced by Sean Michael Allen
“Millenial Falcons” Berkeley Brawler and Richard Shhhnary defeated Big B and Manny Faberino
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody (dressed as Terminator), music by the greatest band in the world ARNOCORPS
El Chupacabra and Funnybone came to the ring to issue a challenge against The CAUTION for the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Titles. Instead…
1. El Chupacabra and Funnybone defeated Coach Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands of “The New U”
Golden Gig Champion Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer PONG stated that he would not face TWO contenders at Entertania 8, and the battle royal winners from Vebus Rising would have to face each other.
2. Drugz Bunny defeated James C after a distraction from Kammy to earn the opportunity to face PONG in main event of Entertania 8.
Post match, PONG tried to goad Drugz into doing drugs, after claiming since November he would only face a sober Drugz Bunny. Kammy would interrupt the tantalizing offer, but in a weird turn of events, accidently was struck by Drugz Bunny.
3. The CAUTION Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement defeated Captain Dynamo and Buzzsaw from Running Man to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Titles
– post match, Funnybone would attack The CAUTION and steal the mysterious box Ean Hancement won from Doc Atrocity months ago
4. Poison Ivy w/Bane defeated Nora Freeze w/Mr Freeze all from Batman Forever
5. Nurse Ratchet and Brittany Wonder defeated Zangev Darevko and Johnny Drinko Butabi after Cereal Man interfered
6. Cereal Man v Virgil Flynn III for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks was declared a no contest after interference from Brittany Wonder, Nurse Ratchet, Zangev, Drinko and Pooh Jack
7. Matt Carlos as the dad from Jingle All the Way (not looking it up) won a fatal four way also featuring Anthony Butabi, Ken Masters and Ben Richardson from Running Man
8. Predator defeated Dutch, the Native American guy and Jesse Ventura’s character, as well as the Cult of Predator, all from the movies Preduhtor
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Once more for the people in the back…The Why of Femmed Out
It dawns on us that not all may be familiar with our annual celebration of femininity, and the reasons behind it. It is no simple answer, but let us do our best to elaborate on the why.
In wrestling, traditions go a long way. Not every tradition, however, should go indefinitely. Any story done right is worth telling, and there are always exceptions, but some old stories are best left in the past.
One tradition that perplexed us was the treatment of women as a lesser, perhaps even a commodity. “If I beat you your girl has to accompany me to the ring for one month” or “when i win against YOU, i get to go on a date with HER”, and so on. Women were important to have, upsetting to lose, but not worth as much as a title belt.
Another that has popped up over the decades and across the world,”Loser Wears A Dress”. How embarrassing it must be to be perceived as feminine. What a loser, to wear the same clothes as half the population.
Brittany Wonder, long time member of the roster and cosplay enthusiast, started to wear a Deadpool inspired attire in 2014. The sight of this “crossplay” triggered something; it occured to a member of our roster that in all of Hoodslams 80s night’s, video game theme’s, cartoon shows, horror shows, etc no male had ever performed as female. In fact, nowhere in wrestling was this a common phenomenon.
Was it fear? Wrestlers are sensitive performer types, but is the same person who dives into tacks afraid of some lace? Are those who bleed for money terrified someone might think they’re pretty? Are they afraid they might be treated how they may have treated our sisters in the locker room?
Maybe its just not for their audience. We think ours can handle it. In fact, every year its been a sold out event, turning hundreds away.
So, noticing that women were half the attendees, noticing that women had as strong characters as men, noticing that different genders might want to attend in womens clothing and they should all feel proud and secure to do so…we put on make up and skirts, and put on a show.
You might think its because women have been so proud lately. Or, because we live in the lgbt light house that is the bay area of California. Or, you think we’re a funny group who like girls clothing. None of it is entirely untrue…To us, its just about fairness. Women pay the same $20 as any man there, and deserve the same respect from their art.
Is this going to be any less of a stoned sweaty loud kinetic whiskey induced beautiful nightmare than any other event? Fuck no, we’ll just spend (way) more time on make up and (way) more money on costumes.
– (We’ve made the event two unique nights this year,2/3 & 2/4 so that nobody will be turned away, and all can join in the fun.)
Venus Rising 2/2/18 Oakland Results!
Venus Rising
February 2nd, Oakland Metro Operahouse
Stoner U Pre-show hosted by Screaming Eagle Mike O’Shea and Scott Rickerson
– Berkeley Brawler and Richard Shhhnary defeated Coach Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands
HOODSLAM Hosted by Christina Swaguilara (Broseph getting his early Femmed Out on), music by the Hoodslam Band
– Drugz Bunny and James C came to the ring to challenge the CAUTION for the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship, but were interrupted by Chupacabra and Funnybone, who thought they deserved a title shot more.
1. El Chupacabra and Funnybone defeated James C and Drugz Bunny
Post match, Drugz Bunny expressed the sentiment that going sober and getting his title shot against PONG was a lost cause, and he should just quit. However, his long time romantic interest Kammey made a return, and inspired him to continue forth.
Golden Gig Champion PONG would come to the ring next, stating that his opponent for Entertania would be determined by an over the top Battle Royal TONIGHT. He was then interrupted by his former friend and companion FONG, who challenged him for the Golden Gig Title in a 10 minute IRON MAN MATCH.
2. PONG defeated FONG in overtime 6 falls to 5 to retain the Golden Gig Championship in a ten minute Iron Man Match
The CAUTION came to the ring to defend against FunnyBone and El Chupacabra, but were instead interrupted by Doc Atrocity, Brittany Wonder and Nurse Ratchet (oddly dressed as Nash, Hall and Syxx-Pac respectively, in Hood World Order shirts). They know that Chupy and FunnyBone have a shot, but they requested a shot of their own, in exchange for what was in the box that Doc Atrocity held. Ean Hancement looked in the box and agreed, without Anton or anyone else being aware of its contents.
3. The CAUTION Ean Hancement and Anton Voorhees defended the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship against Brittany Wonder and Doc Atrocity (w/Nurse Ratchet)
Post match, Ean Hancement took the box backstage, and never revealed its mystery.
4. Katarina Leigh fought Shotzi Blackheart to a no contest – What began as a fun match between two athletes soon turned ugly, as blood, furniture and referees were strewn everywhere. After both referees Nuk Nuk and Guido had been incapacitated, Referee Wiggles declared the match a no contest. The backstage area emptied in efforts to separate Katarina Leigh and Shotzi Blackheart, as the two were not swayed from combat by any declaration that the match had ended.
5. “Hollywood” Cereal Man defeated Gregory Iron to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks after interference from Doc Atrocity, Brittany Wonder and Nurse Ratchet. The beat down continued, but Pooh Jack and his trash can of weapons would help clear the ring, and Gregory Iron and Pooh Jack celebrated in spite of the tough loss.
6. Virgil Flynn III and BatManuel defeated Zangev Darevko and Johnny Drinko Butabi – these four combatants have found themselves enthralled in competition against each other for months, this time taking sides. Neither team found themselves totally psyched to team up, but perhaps Zangev and Drinko visibly moreso, as Zangev piledrove Johnny Butabi after their team took the fall.
7. Number One Contenders Battle Royal: An interesting bout, as many participants from earlier Hoodslam matches entered the ring. To their surprise and dismay, Ryu, Ken, Coach Nuggs, Brutal Rob Hands and Scott Rick Stoner had talked during the Hoodslam event, and decided to form up until they got to the end. They quickly handled many of the participants, until Stoner U students Manny Faberino, Big B, Brawler, Shhhnary and Steven Tresario came to the ramp, and declared a similar unified front. The factions battled, and Anthony Butabi, dressed as Chyna (cuz Femmed Out is the 24th anyway, why not?) entered the fray and the full battle was on. The finish… TWO WINNERS, Drugz Bunny and James C!
That’s the show, follow us on social and tell us how much you liked it or think it sucked. Watch it on twitch FREE and have a slightly more educated opinion. But definitely don’t NOT watch it and then try to tell us what we’re missing. That’s some bullshit.
Femmed Out is February 24th.
Fuck the Fans.
HOODFIGHTER HD HIGHLIGHTS
Amazingly high def reel of December 1st by Mark Johnston! Enjoy! Go to our youtube and twitch channels for more awesome! Just search Hoodslam on those platforms: we’re the real deals.
1/5/18 FARSTUCKER Results
Stoner U preshow hosted by Mike O Shea and Scott Rickerson and Shawn Michaels Allen
Manny Faberino and Big B defeated Berkeley Brawler and Rob Hands
Hoodslam hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, music by Queef Stroganoff
1. The CAUTION (CAUTION) Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement d. Scott Rick Stoner amd Super beast, Ryu and Ken & El Chupacabra and Funnybone to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Titles
2. Richard Shhhnary d Silent Assassin Jean Pierre in a Sanctum of Silence Match
3. PONG d Nurse Ratchet to retain the Golden Gig
4. Cereal Man d Coach Nuggs (w/Brutal Rob Hands) and Anthony Butabi to unify and win Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks after Doc Atrocity, Brittany Wonder and Nurse Ratchet interfered
– Pooh Jack cleared the ring of all 4
5. Johnny Drinko Butabi d Batmanuel, Virgil Flynn III and Zangev Darevko
6. Paul London d. Drugz Bunny (w/ James C)
7. Laura James d Shotzi Blackheart and Brittany Wonder
Watchthe replay on twitch now probably!
12/18 Monday Night HOODSLA0M Results
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Anthony Butabi
1. Virgil Flynn III defeated Manny Faberino
2. Shotzi Blackheart d Steve Tresario
3. Zangev Darevko d Ken
– Rick Scott Stoner of the Stoner Brothers told the crowd hes lost his high.
4. Nurse Ratchet and Brittany Wonder d. Hip Hop Harry and Scott Rick Stoner
5. Coach Nuggs d Richard Shhhnary
6. Richard Shhhnary d. Coach Nuggs in a Sanctum of Silence Match – immediately
7. Big B d. Brutal Rob Hands and Super Beast after Manny Faberino interfered
8. Funnybone d KILLMEISTER
12/1 HOODFIGHTER Tournament Results!
Stoner U preshow hosted by Mike OShea and Scott Rickerson
The CAUTION (Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement) d Manny Faberino and Big B to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and The CAUTION, music by the Hoodslam Band
1. (Evil?) CerealMan defeated Virgil Flynn III
2. Brutal Rob Hands d. Steve Tresario
3. Johnny Drinko Butabi d. Zangev Darevko
4. Glorious Banana d. Richard Shhhnary
– Golden Gig Champion PONG addressed the audience, stating he would defend the Gig against an opponent hes never faced at January 1st Friday.
5. El Chupacabra/SuperBeast/Funnybone d. Doc Atrocity/Brittany Wonder/Nurse Ratchet
6. Cereal Man d. Glorious Banana
7. Johnny Drinko Butabi d. Brutal Rob hands
8. Drugz Bunny / James C d. Ryu / Ken & Stoner Brothers
9. Anthony Butabi and Coach Nuggs survived a two fall four way dance against Berkeley Brawler and Batmanuel to retain both Best Athletes in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks
10. Cereal Man d Johnny Drinko Butabi to with the HoodFighter Tournament, and earn a shot at Golden Fannypacks
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RESULTS – Monday Night Hoodslam 11/20/17
Commentary by Broseph Joe Bordy
Music by dj iTunes and mc laptop
- To start the show, Ultragirl Brittany Wonder told the crowd that Doc Atrocity has convinced her and Nurse Ratchet to patch things up, and they’re ready to start fresh
- Brittany Wonder and Nurse Ratchet defeated Zangev and Ken after the butt of doom
- Hip Hop Harry defeated Joe KILLMEISTER
- Richard Shhhnary defeated Johnny Drinko in a Sanctum of Silence Match after Drinko drunkenly forgot the rules for a moment
- Drugz Bunny/James C/Coach Nuggs/Brutal Rob Hands defeated Manny Faberino/Big B/Rick Stoner/Scott Stoner in an elimination match that saw people pedigree their own partner, but it still made more sense than the survivor series main event
- Virgil Eugene Flynn III defeated Funnybone after TWO back to back 450s
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