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The Five / Everything Is Already Something

Anthony & Allison of The San Francisco Theater Pub Team decided to visit The Accidental Phenomenon this past Friday.

This week, we’re doing something a little different. Allison and I are eschewing our usual formats to periodically take you on theatergoing adventures, with liquor. For our inaugural article, we decided to head out to the Oakland Metro for the “Accidental Phenomenon” known as HOODSLAM. A Pro-wrestling show that makes itself unique by a self-awareness, performance art approach and a remarkable bond with their fans. There are also three bars inside the venue, an ideal location.

Read their full, hazy recollections:

The Five: Allison and Anthony Get Drunk and Go To HOODSLAM- PART ONE

Everything Is Already Something: Allison and Anthony Get Drunk and Go To HOODSLAM, PART 2 

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Highlights & Hoodslammery!!!!

The Highlights are up, and you can also visit the Hoodslammery full event page, where you can see this whole show (plus all our others as we get them uploaded) for only 1.99 a month! That’s right, a whole digital liberry at your finger tips! Jump on it now, or watch the video and click the link at the end to be taken DIRECTly to said page.

Watch the full episode (AND ALL OUR OTHER SHOWS!) for just $1.99 on the Hoodslammery Youtube Channel! You can even start with a free trial! dang!

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Hoodslam: Drinko de Mayo – Idle Fancies Results

Friday, May 1, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 780

Tonight’s musical guest was Limp Seabizkit.

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

1. Six-person tag team match: Johnny “The Kid” Kai, Candylicker the Pirate and Manimal def. Chuey Martinez, Moshpit Mike, and “The Russian Lover” Zangiev.

2. Four-way match, winner to be named number-one contender for the Golden Gig: Sub-Zero (with Sindel) def. Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass), Juiced Lee, and “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra (with Courtney Crimson).

3. Intergalactic Cyborg Death Match: “The OG Scumdog of the Universe” Techno Destructo (with “Space Dom” Bryce Wild) def. Doc Animosty (with Botchy the Clown disguised as QuasiServo).

4. The Knights of the Roxbury (Anthony Butabi and Johnny “Drinko” Butabi) def. DARK Sheik and Marty McFlux.

5. James C. def. Ean Hancement.

6. Team GAME OVER (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer [PONG] and Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer [FONG], the co-holders of the Best Athlete in the East Bay Award) and “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Cruz def. Cereal Man, “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel, and “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder.

7. Golden Gig Championship: Drugz Bunny def. Virgil Flynn III to retain the Golden Gig.

8. Tag team match: THE Brian Kendrick and Paul London def. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott and Scott-Rick, with Coach Joey Nuggs, Cheerleader Missy Hyasshit, and “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands).

To see this show and previous shows in their entirety, search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, May 22 for a special mid-month comedy/wrestling show featuring stand-up from “The Whole Fucking Show” Rob Van Dam. Hoodslam will also be back at the Oakland Metro on Friday, June 5.

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

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UpOut SF

At the end of March UpOut SF did a nice little write up on Hoodslam. You can read it here!

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Hoodslam is the accidental phenomenon hosted every first Friday at the Oakland Metro Operahouse. Simply put, it’s a very adult version of WWE. The wrestlers are liquored up. The referee is smoking a fat blunt. The crowd is in a frenzy.

Keep reading on the UpOut site.

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8 of these special “Golden Gig” Edition figures will be available on Friday! Head over to our Facebook post and comment with who you’d like to see a figure of next. One of the commenters will win a super rare 1 of a kind SILVER Drugz Bunny!

While you’re on Facebook, visit the Scraped Resin page to like it and learn of the maker of these gimmicks!

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Hoodslammery YouTube Channel!

Just $1.99 a month gets you every full show from here on out and every old show we can find. Entertania V, Entertania 3 and Femmed out are up now. The first 14 days are free.

It’ll last forever, but if youtube has taught us anything, being one of the FIRST is important.
FTF‬ so good. Our network is better. Tell people we pushed you.

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Drinko De Mayo: Idle Fancies Matches

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DARK Sheik vs Marty McFlux

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These two Hoodslammers have some issues with each other and they’re gonna settle it at Hoodslam – Drinko de Mayo aka Idle Fancies

 

 Former “Best Athlete in Bay” Virgil Flynn III vs ‪Golden GiG‬ champion Drugz Bunny

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Ken vs El Chupacabra vs Sub Zero vs JUICED Lee

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These 4 ‎Hoodslammers‬ have been moving up the ranks these past few shows and it’s earned them a shot at the Golden GiG‬ in June. Who will win this match and become the new number 1 contender?

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Entertania V Highlight Reel

EnterTania‬ V highlight reel in glorious HD brought to you by Mark Johnston (and johnston). Hope you liked the Kayfabe Memorial Lethal lottery tag team tournament Battle bowl Championship and 5 years of Hoodslam‬! Fuck the fans! (Triple botch ftf)

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Hoodslam: Entertania V., April 3, 2015

Friday, April 3, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: sold out

Tonight’s musical guest was Jackson Off Five

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody, and “The Center of Controversy” Trina Michaels.

1. Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: FONG (Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer) and “The Pumpkin Queen” Sage Sin Supreme def. Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass) and Virgil Flynn III to advance to the Kayfabe Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.

2. Kayfabe Memorial Super Cross-faded High Five Challenge Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi, with “The Center of Controversy” Trina Michaels) def. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner, with Coach Joey Nuggs, Missy Hyasshit and “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands) to advance to the Kayfabe Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.

3. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze def. Hoodslam’s original gangsta Pooh Jack.

4. Six-person Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team match: Missy Hyasshit, Ean Hancement & “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie def. DARK Sheik, Marty McFlux, & Sub Zero (with Sindel) to advance to the Kayfabe Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.

5. Japanese Console War Death Match of Doom for the Undisputed Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: PONG (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer) def. “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks.

6. Eight-person Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, Doc Atrocity, Juiced Lee & Camera Guy def. Cereal Man, “The Russian Lover” Zangev, Sasha T-1,000 & Charlie Chaplin to advance to the Kayfabe Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.

7. THE Brian Kendrick def. Butternuts after Kendrick slit Butternuts’ throat and ripped his head off. Referee El Sparko ruled that Butternuts could no longer continue and awarded the match to Kendrick.

8. Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl: Missy Hyasshit def. FONG (Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer), “The Pumpkin Queen” Sage Sin Supreme, Anthony Butabi, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie, Ean Hancement, Doc Atrocity, “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, Juiced Lee, and Camera Guy to win the Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lotter Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament trophy, which can be cashed in for any kind of match against any Hoodslammer at any time for any prize.

9. Golden Gig Championship: Drugz Bunny def. James C. to become the new Golden Gig Champion.

To see this show and previous shows in their entirety, check out www.SmartMarkVideo.com/Hoodslam

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, May 1.

‪#‎Hoodslam‬ is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @Hoodslam.