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ENTERTANIA V. TONIGHT!
Here’s how EnterTania IV went down on Saturday night last week, setting the stage for EnterTania V, Hoodslam’s five-year anniversary show, tonight!
I hope you’re ready for some action packed action!
Hoodslam: EnterTania IV – Lois Lane, March 28, 2015
Hoodslam: EnterTania IV – Lois Lane
Saturday, March 28, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 321
Tonight’s musical guest was Triple Nipple.
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody and “The Center of Controversy” Trina Michaels.
1. Four-way tag team match for the Inter-Species Wrestling Tag Team Championship: Tremendous Investigation Inc. (Det. Dan Berry & Det. Bill Car) def. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner, with Stoner U), Cereal Man & “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, and Evolution (Manimal & the Modern-Day Manimal, with Charlie Chaplin) to win the Inter-Species Wrestling Tag Team Championship.
2. Russia vs. USA grudge match: Prawn Cena def. “The Russian Lover” Zangev.
3. 10-man battle royal: Bill Coldbeer def. VG Allen, Candylicker the Pussy Pirate, Prince Ali Hussein, Big B and Stevie T of Hayward Heat, Johnny Kai, Muscle Cat, “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands, and Sexy Chino.
4. Four-corner six-way match: Drugz Bunny def. DARK Sheik, Marty McFlux, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Ken, and Bat Manuel.
5. Sub Zero (with Sindel) def. “The American Bad Ass” Scorpion Jesus (with Kitana).
6. Hardcore Rules handicap tornado tag team match: Pooh Jack and Mustafa Saed def. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze and Los Naturales (Chuey y Ruben).
7. “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link def. THE Brian Kendrick when Butternuts interfered on Link’s behalf.
8. Four-way match for the Golden Gig: James C. def. “The Vampire Warrior” Gangrel, Doc Atrocity, and Anthony Butabi to become the first-ever three-time Golden Gig champion. This victory made the main event of EnterTania V official: on Friday, April 3, James C. will defend the Golden Gig against the number one contender, and James’ former henchman, Drugz Bunny.
For highlights of EnterTania II and IV, check out this HD slo-mo highlight reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBCbkb0wIPI
To see this show and previous shows in their entirety, check out www.SmartMarkVideo.com/Hoodslam
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, April 3 for the biggest show of the year, Hoodslam’s five-year anniversary show: EnterTania V.
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Entertania IV: Lois Lane
Hoodslam: EnterTania III – Turning Lane, March 26, 2015
Hoodslam: EnterTania II – Turning Lane
Thursday, March 26, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 253
Tonight’s musical guest was Zoopy Monsters
Live commentary by Broseph Joe Brody, Trina Michaels, and “the innovator of the selfie” Sonny Oono.
1. Drugz Bunny def. Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass) with a White Swan Dive off the top rope.
2. Six-man elimination match: Link def. Manimal, Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer (FONG), Virgil Flynn III, Zangief (and Player 2 Zangief), and Doc Atrocity when Link hit the Rupee Cutter on Manimal.
3. Predator Chupacabra def. DARK Sheik with an Adios Powerbomb off the second rope.
4. Six-man tag team match: The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Anthony Butabi, and cousin “Party Animal” Belushi Butabi) def. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Cruz and Los Naturales (Chuy and Ruben) when “Drinko” and Anthony hit a double Roxbury Bottom.
5. Scorpiundertaker Jesus def. THE Brian Kendrick (with Kendrick’s bodyguard) when Kendrick attempted to block Scorpion’s spear with Butternuts. Butternuts then hit Kendrick with the Butternuts Nut Buster. Scorpion covered Kendrick to score the pinfall.
6. Stoner U open challenge: The team of Sexy Chino & Charlie Chaplin def. The Stoner Bros (Rick-Scott Stoner & Scott-Rick Stoner, with Coach Joey Nuggs and “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands) and the team of Cereal Man & “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder.
7. Juiced Lee (with Sonny Oono) def. “New Age Punisher” B-Boy when Juiced Lee hit a top-rope moonsault for the pinfall, following the distraction from Sonny Oono.
8. Golden Gig championship: “Vampire Warrior” Gangrel def. James C. (with Stony Montana) with the Impaler DDT to become the new Golden Gig champion.
To see this show and previous shows in their entirety, check out www.SmartMarkVideo.com/Hoodslam
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return for a triple shot the last weekend of March: Thursday, March 26, Friday, March 27, and Saturday, March 28, all of which lead up to Hoodslam’s biggest show of the year on Friday, April 3: EnterTania V.
Entertania III: Passing Lane
“The Dark Noche” BatManuel vs THE Brian Kendrick
The Stoner Bros vs The Butabi Bros in a “Contract Signing Match”
Tremendous Investigation Inc.
Our friends over at Inter Species Wrestling said that they were gonna send out 2 of their finest competitors to compete at Hoodslam’s 3 day event. Get ready for the team of Dan Barry and Bill Carr, the ISW Tag Team Champions… See them defend their titles Friday March 27th at the Oakland Metro Opera House against……. heck, we don’t even know!
COME AND FIND OUT
“Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra vs The 300 lb Manimal vs “Vampire Warrior” Gangrel
Jesus Kruze takes on fan favorite Drugz Bunny
Entertania II, III, and IV Special Guests
Butternuts
Hoodslam’s faithful steed will be appearing at Entertania II, III, IV and BEYOND!!!
Charlie Chaplin
After touring around the world and spreading the gospel of Hoodslam, he has returned just in time for Entertania. Catch him all 3 nights at the Oakland Metro Operahouse.
Gracing the Hoodslam stage is former XPW valet and voluptuous beauty in her own right…………
TRINA MICHAELS!
Sonny Onoo
The man who managed Ultimo Dragon to 9 simultaneous championships! He was the leader of Team Japan at Starcade! He refereed fn Jim Duggan v. Meng at Uncensored 95! And Friday March 27th, Hoodslam has arranged for the international martial arts and wrestling icon SONNY ONOO to join our own Broseph Joe Brody on commentary! Hoodslam goes international, and we learn how to FTF in two languages!
Mustafa Saed
ECW Alumni and tag partner to Hoodslam resident Pooh Jack, the “Original Gangsta” Mustafa Saed! What day(s) will he be there you ask? Just come to all the Entertanias this weekend so you won’t miss him
International star and all around great gal, Christina Von Eerie
From the deep sticks of Bowie County in Northeast Texas………….
The 300 lbs MANIMAL!!!
Entertania II: Turning Lane (aka FTF Access)
Thursday March 26th in Oakland, California at Hoodslam – Entertania II Turning Lane (AKA FTF ACCESS)
James C vs Gangrel
For the most prestigious prize in all the land……………
The Golden Gig!
The 2014 Top of the Skydreamers Miracle eXtacy Cup winner, The “Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra takes on the unpredictable TWICE dead and from the future……. DARK Sheik!
THE Brian Kendrick vs Scorpion
More madness will take place on Thursday March 26th at Hoodslam Entertania II as “Street Fighter” Ken takes on the 1920’s coke addicted bunny, Drugz Bunny!
ENTERTANIA
We’re just a few days away from 3 straight nights of fucking the fans!
Thursday March 26
Zoopy Monsters & Hoodslam: Entertania II – Turning Lane (aka FTF access)
Thursday night our FTFanclub members get in free! Not a member, yet? There’s still time to join the club! Just follow this link and sign up to get in to Entertania II for free, plus lots of other super exclusive super awesome perks!
Friday March 27
Hoodslam: Entertania III – Passing Lane
Saturday March 28
Get Your Ass to March review on Punknews.org
As “G.I. Bro” rushed out into the wrestling ring, it was clear that it was going to be an unusual night at Oakland’s Metro Opera House on March 6, 2015. The first collaboration between Austria-Californian rockers Arnocorps and Hoodslam, the Bay Area’s most prominent professional wrestling league, had a packed house drawing audiences from both the punk and wrestling word. Wasting little time, G.I. Bro, a muscled-up fratboy with a bedazzled hat hyped the crowd by getting them to chant Arnocorps’ name all while pouring shots of booze down the throats of attendees.
Arnocrops took the stage, each in camos, each wearing aviators, and each smoking a stogie. Frontman Holzfeuer leaped into the wreslting ring, delivered a short sermon about the bands background (they are fighting against “Austro-ploitation by playing heavy metal songs about ancient Austrian legends), and then the band ripped into a three song set. Arnocorps’ recordings are pretty wild, what with their tales of fighting Predators and Terminators and warlords, but their live show is on another level. Holzfeuer climbed in and out of the ring, up on the ropes, and shouted out battle cries as the band kicked out tunes equally influenced by thrash metal and NWOBH. Frankly, the music combined with visuals combined with the songs about killing aliens really is something to behold.