Hosted by HeisenBro and Wonder Danny Tanner
1. Michael Scott defeated Andy Dwyer, but also Michael Scarn defeated Burt Maclin
2. Caine defeated Julien
3. Beavis and Butt-Head defeated Hank Hill and Boomhauer
4. Lindsay Bluth/GOB Bluth/Tobias Funke defeated Police Chief Jim Hopper and Eleven
5. Jesse Pinkman defeated Tony Soprano
6. John Snow defeated the Night King
here it is in case you’re curious what any of that meant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omRTCBF1iWY
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody
1 Stoner Brothers defeated Da Squaaad
2 Brutal Rob Hands with James C defeated Steven Tresario
3 The CAUTION defeated Bat-Manuel and Big B after Big B turned on Bat-Manuel. This is after Bart Man abandoned Big B. Post match, Juice Lee attacked Bat Manuel. Bart Man came back to help him
4 Juice Lee defeated Bart Man
5 El Chupacabra and Super Beast defeated HBKen and Golden Gig Champion Sensei Joey Nuggs of the Woah Woah Dojo
6 Sheriff of Hoodslam/Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fanny Pack Champion Sweet Boone defeated Matt Carlos, D Rogue and Tag Team Champion Drugz Bunny to retain his title
7 James C defeated Richard Shhhnary and Glorious Banana, and also his own personal demons regarding Bananas stemming from his past in the 1920s.
you can watch it all RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW before reading spoilers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k–oA-uqgTg&t=7721s
Oh what a night. GLAM – Morning Glow was one for the history books in more ways than one.
The show opened with Oinga Boinga doing what they do best followed by them bringing out The LINK to the Future Anton Voorhees and the return of Kathy Campanelli. Kathy and Anton seemed to not be exactly seeing eye to eye which almost resulted in Kathy walking off the show. However in some quick apologetic thinking Anton convinced her to “turn around” and come back by going into a duet of “Total Eclipse of the Heart.” Fun times.
Match 1! The Villainess Vipress vs Nurse Ratchet.
Neither of these women had ever faced a foe like the other. Vipress was using all of her supernatural abilities given to her by Tia Mott against the undead medical professional but Ratchet had plenty of tricks up her decayed sleeve. The match ended when Ratchet stuck a syringe into the neck of Vipress and sucked out the dark magic leaving her powerless. Ratchet hit the Pricess Die for the win.
Buggy Nova then came out with her and Nurse Ratchet’s child, Charles Montgomery (Chucky) Nova, to try and convince Ratchet to be a part of this (Addams) family… and to imply that if she doesn’t she kinda owes a bit of child support. Nurse Ratchet looked at them both (longingly?) But ultimately left. This brought out Da Squaaad (Hip Hop Harry and Shakira Spears) to seemingly pick the bones but Buggy doesnt go down without a fight.
Match 2! Buggy Nova vs Shakira Spears.
The battle went back and forth but ultimately Harry was able to distract Buggy by threatening Chucky which enabled Shakira to hit the Fear the Spear for the victory.
Match 3! Ultragirl Brittany Wonder vs the Great Bambina. Bambina made her wrestling debut in February here at GLAM against Brittany in a hard fought, but ultimately losing effort but on this night she was able to secure her first victory!
Oinga Boinga played a few hits and Kathy Campanelli came out to say she couldn’t find Anton and then out came…. Anton?? No… it was Joseph Schwartz of the Bomb Shelter with a triangle painted on his face. He tried to convince Kathy and the crowd that he was Anton and this was his show and everything was normal and brings out “DARK Sheik” who was actually Randi West in a sash. Then there came a pounding on the Sun/Moon Door and out come The CAUTION through the door! Apparently the time and space hopping Bomb Shelter sent The CAUTION into another dimension in an attempt to take over GLAM but didnt realize that we just so happened to have a door to another dimension here at GLAM.
Match 4! Bomb Shelter vs The CAUTION.
Schwartz and West had the upper hand with their ability to rewind time, but ultimately Sheik and Anton were able to secure the win after hitting the Farooq Assault.
Match 5! Lady K vs Heather Monroe for the Sun/Moon Keys.
Both of these women gave everything they had in this match. Lady K fighting for her destiny to see the other side of the Sun/Moon Door, and Heather battling to prove she is the pinnacle of excellence here at GLAM. Lady K attempted multiple times to just grab the Keys to use the door but was finally stopped by Anton who told her she must win the match to have the keys. Lady K then took the microphone and locked Heather in an STF and yelled at her to quit and give over the keys… but Heather shouted the that door was unlocked! Lady K then realized she didnt need the keys and went to the door and opened it, finally seeing the other side for the first time. However, Heather Monroe shoved her through and used the keys to lock the door, trapping Lady K on the other side. She then got back in the ring and won by count out.
So… unless Heather unlocks the door or we get a new holder of the keys Lady K is stuck on the other side of the door… which is where she wanted to be this whole time… What a crazy turn of events.
What happens next??? Come find out next month!!!
Battle Royal X
8/2/19 at Oakland Metro Operahouse
Stoner U Pre show : Johnny Drinko Butabi defeated Otto Von Clutch
1. The CAUTION (DARK Sheik and Link to the Future Anton Voorhees) Bart-Man and Big B defeated Stoner Brothers (Rick Scott and Scott Rick Stoner) Bat-Manuel and Juice Lee
2. El Chupacabra won a handi cap match against HBKen and Golden Gig Champion Sensei Joey Nuggs to earn a shot at the Golden Gig at September 6th Hoodslam
3. Drugz Bunny and Cereal Man defeated 4 Minutes of Heat (Ricky Gibson and Eddie Gilbert) to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
4. Da Squaaad (Shakira Spears and Kenny K with Hip Hop Harry and D-Rogue) defeated James C and Brutal Rob Hands after Johnny Drinko Butabi interfered
5. Sweet Boone Ashlocke defeated Matt Carlos and Richard Shhhnary to become Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Champion
6. D-Rogue defeated Pooh Jack
7. D-Rogue won the Battle Royal of Supremacy earning the choose the matches at Fuck the Fans X on October 4th
here it is for free!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUAdoty3D-M
Sexy Good Time Wrestle Show: CARTOONAPALOOZA
Friday, July 26, 2019 – Oakland Metro Opera House
– HOSTS: Broseph as Swaggy (Scooby Doo), Wonder Dave as Jem (Jem and the Holograms)
– REFS: Arnold (Hey, Arnold!), Gerald (Hey, Arnold!)
MATCH 1: Six-entity tag
Fred, Velma, and Scooby Doo (Mystery Inc.) def. Ed, Edd, and Eddy
Bluto, the villain from Popeye, kidnapped Olive Oyl.
MATCH 2: Triple threat
Skeletor (Masters of the Universe) def. She-Ra (Princess of Power) and Helga (Hey, Arnold!)
MATCH 3: The bWo implodes!
“Tinseltown” Tommy Pickles (Rugrats) def. Big Poppa Smurf (The Smurfs)
MATCH 4: Tag-team match
The Blue World Order (“Tinseltown” Tommy Pickles and Big Poppa Smurf) def. Rocksteady and Bam-Bebop (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) when Shredder joined the bWo.
MATCH 5: Popeye (with Olive Oyl) def. Bluto.
Burlesque performance by Sgt. Die Wies.
MAIN EVENT: Darkwing Duck def. Lion-O (Thundercats)
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Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, referees Wiggles and Nuk Nuk Johnson
1. “Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra defeated HBKen to regain his ownership of the Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Tournament Memorial Trophy
2. James C and Brutal Rob Hands defeated Da Squaaad (Hip Hop Harry and Shakira Spears), The CAUTION (CAUTION – Link to the Future Anton Voorhees and DARK Sheik) & Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner) in a Chaos Rules fatal four way after Drugz Bunny attacked Da Squaaad
3. Drugz Bunny defeated WonderCat Joey Smoak
– post match, Da Squaaad attempted to attack Drugz Bunny, but Pooh Jack evened the odds. Da Sqauaaad challenged Pooh Jack to a singles match at Aug 2nd BRX First Friday event, which Mr Jack accepted.
4. Richard Shhhnary and Matt Carlos defeated Funnybone and FunnyBOONE (Boone Ashlocke in FunnyBone paint). Had Shhhnary been pinned, he would have lost the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks, but he wasn’t, so like whatever i guess, not sure why i brought it up
5. Sensei Joey Nuggs defended the Golden Gig against Super Beast and El Chupacabra in a Triple Threat Match. It was originally a singles defense v Super Beast, but El Chupacabra cashed in his memorial Trophy, however after interference from HBKen Sensei Nuggs was able to pin the “Mexican Werewolf” and remain the man who holds the Golden Gig.
6. Big B and his mystery partner Bart Man defeated BatManuel and his mystery partner Juice Lee in a dream partner tag match
its up on youtube! watch it, goonzos!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8zySmTeE3E
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, music by the Boston Tea Bag Party
1. The Stoner Brothers defeated The CAUTION (CAUTION) in a Smoklahoma Last Team Smoking Iron Lung Challenge
2. El Chupacabra and Shotzi Blackheart defeated Steven Tresario and Johnny Drinko Butabi & Brutal Rob Hands and James C in a Triple Threat Tag Match
3. Bat Manuel defeated Big B
4. Richard Shhhnary/Matt Carlos defeated Super-Boone Ashlock and Super Beast
5. Sensei Joey Nuggs defeated HBKen to retain the Golden Gig
– Post match, El Chupacabra attempted to cash in his Lethal Lottery Battlebowl VF3 Memorial Trophy for a match against Joey Nuggs for the Golden Gig, but HBKen attacked him and prevented the match from ever starting
6. Cereal Man and Drugz Bunny defeated Da Squaaaad (Hip Hop Harry, Shakira Spears and Kenny K) to become Intergalactic Tag Team Champions
Hosted by Link to the Future Anton Voorhees and Mathew Theall, featuring a pole performance by Seanmichael
1. Dominic Kubrick defeated EFFY
2. Brittany Wonder and Joey Smoak defeated Vipress and St. Synclair
3. Jake Atlas defeated DARK Sheik
4. Tommy Purr defeated Great Bambina and Frisco Flame
5. Lady K defeated Da Shade
6. Still Life with Pears and Apricots defeated All That Keita Murray
7. Weirdo Hero Randy Myers and DEMIGOD OF DEATH Funnybone wrestled to a draw
hosted by Screaming Eagle Mike O Shea, Thicc Martel and Broseph Joe Brody, referees Wiggles and Nuk Nuk Johnson
– STAGE 1 OF 3 STAGES OF FUCKERY:
The CAUTION (CAUTION) defeated Stoner Brothers in a karaoke dual when the fans voted Anton Voorhees singing (just barely) over Rick Scott Stoner
2. Richard Shhhnary v Funnybone was declared a no contest when Da Squaaaaad interfered just cuz their dicks. Funnybone and Richard Shhhnary would fight back, though, and an impromptu tag match was dropped in our laps!-
2b. Da Squaaad (Hip Hop Harry Henderson and D-Rogue w/ Shakira Spears and Kenny K) defeated Richard Shhhnary and Funnybone after Funnybone ditched Shhhnary after Shhhnary tried to ditch Funnybone.
3. HBKen defeated Otto Von Kultch to prove to Sensei Joey Nuggs he had earned a shot at the Golden Gig. Nuggs would attack him immediately after and call out a referee to quickly end the match of
4. Sensei Joey Nuggs defeated HBKen to retain his position as the Man with the Golden Gig
– STAGE 2 OF 3 STAGES OF FUCKERY:
Stoner Brothers defeated The CAUTION (CAUTION) in the “Mike O Shea Challenge” when Scott Rick Stoner defeated DARK Sheik by being the fastest at rolling a blunt, smoking it, and drinking two beers.
5. El Chupacabra defeated Battleborn Barbarian
6. Johnny Butabi/Steven Tresario defeated Brutal Rob Hands/James C in a real slobberknocker of a tag matcH
– STAGE 3 OF 3 STAGES OF FUCKERY:
Stoner Brothers and The CAUTION (CAUTION) scored equal points in the Thicc Martel hosted “BFF FTF Challenge: Tags One to Know One” Trivia Game – after FOREVER -, and thus both teams must complete the punishment chosen by the other team. DARK Sheik and Anton Voorhees must recreate an episode of the 90s television show “Blossom” from Season 3, whiie Scott Rick Stoner and Rick Scott Stoner must recreate the motion picture action film “FACE/OFF”. Everyone loses.
7. Kenny K (with Da Squaaaad members Hip Hop Harry, Shakira Spears and D-Rogue) defeated Pooh Jack in a no weapons match. Afterwards, Da Squaaad would attack Pooh Jack, but Drugz Bunny would make the save and announced that he is medically cleared and at July 5th #AMERICA he would make his return to in ring action for the first time since March!
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Here we go!
GLAM – The Gathering Storm opened up with Oinga Boinga playing a brand new opening song, which was rad, and then the brought out The LINK to the Future Anton Voorhees. Anton in turn brings out his CoHost for the evening Kathy Campanelli. They inform us of things that were, things that are, and some things that have not yet come to pass. They then gave out Cereal Shots which must have been… delicious…?
And the show rolls on.
Trish Adora comes out and let’s us in on what she saw behind the Sun/Moon Door and it sounded like a bad time. Not wanting GLAM to suffer the same fate she called out the… Entity that came through the door after her last month and her new friend to send them both back through the door. They came out and it was the Villainess Vipress that answered the challenge.
Vipress defeated Trish when the mystery woman seemed to be giving Vipress additional power and strength throughout the match. She then spit some kind of Green Mist into Trish’s face and Vipress put Trish down.
After the match the Entity informed us her name is Tia Mott and she has come to feed on our hopes and heroes and she is here to stay. The only one who could stop her is the holder of the #SunKey and #MoonKey. Out comes Heather Monroe to possibly answer this challenge but Tia Mott uses her voodoo force telekinesis… what-have-you to choke the words out of Heather’s throat. Heather then says she has to go get ready for her match later and… walked briskly out of there. Tia, Vipress, and a seemingly hypnotized Trish left the ringside area and that was a lot to unpack.
Match 2!
Simone Sherie defeated The Great Bambina after some brutal back and forth action involving baseball bats, cereal, and almost the announce table. Simone is on quite a roll as of late.
Next comes Lady K looking even more focused than usual. Then Da Squaaaaaaaaaad comes out and Hip Hop Harry and Shakira Spears remind Lady K that she used to be on the top of the mountain here at GLAM and shes now lost everything. The #SunKey, her group the Disenchanted is no more, and that she needs to “Squad Up.” Lady K takes the mic and…. hits Harry with it.
Match 3
Lady K (Katarina Leigh Waters) defeated Lisa Lace / Shakira Spears in a dominating fashion. Not even attempted interference from Harry and D-Rogue could stop her.
Oinga Boinga plays some songs while Ultra Girl and Steven Tresario battle eachother with inflatable penises? Did I see that correctly? Crazy?
Match 4
Former WCW Superstar and Jung Dragon Kaz Hayashi defeated Juice Lee in an insane match. These two members of the Hayashi Family had something to prove to one another and prove it they did.
Match 5
Vulcana Pro Wrestler vs ‘Ultra Girl’ Brittany Wonder ended in a no contest after Vipress came out and attacked both women, almost taking Vulcana’s head off with a nasty Downward Spiral. I guess they weren’t kidding about coming for our heroes.
Heather Monroe comes out to defend her “championship” as she called it, putting the Sun/Moon Keys on the line against DARK Sheik. Before the match gets started though Heather informs referee Aleyah Mia Garcia that, just because she was on Monday Night Raw, she’s still not a real wrestler. But Heather was willing to give her one more chance to referee unbiasedly.
Match 6
Heather Monroe defeated DARK Sheik in a match that went everywhere. On the bar, at the merch tables, around the ring, off the walls… at one point Sheik slammed Heather on a guardrail and then missed and elbow drop off the ring to the floor. It was madness. The end of the match came when Heather (inadvertently?) shoved Sheik into Aleyah before hitting a Michinoku Driver but… Aleyah was unable to make the count. Heather and Sheik battled more and eventually Heather hits a Superplex into another Michinoku Driver for the win. Afterward Heather makes Aleyah raise her hand in victory and then clotheslines her… to… assert dominance? I dunno. Seems uncalled for.
Is Aleyah going to come back next show? Is Trish brainwashed by Tia Mott? Will Da Squaaaaaaaaaad regroup and renew their dastardly ways????
Find out on July 12!!!!!