Lethal Lotter Tournament 1st Phase: DARK Sheik, Vipress, Joe DeSoul and Richard Shhhnary defeated Hop Daddy, Juice Lee, Brittany Wonder and Scotty Stoner…
Lethal Lottery 2nd Phase: DARK Sheik and Joe DeSoul defeated Vipress and Richard Shhhnary…
Lethal Lottery Final Phase: DARK Sheik defeated Joe DeSoul…
HoodFighter Tournament SemiFinals:
El Chupacabra defeated Cereal Man…
Ricky Stoner received a bye when Brooke Havok was arrested by the Federal Bureau of EMOstigations for emitting dangerous levels of EMO…
Hoodfighter Tournament Finals:
El Chupacabra defeated Ricky Stoner…
James C won the Battle Royal of Supremacy also featuring Lara Frazier, MacDaddy MYLO, Johnny Butabi, Joey Smoak, Joey Gonzo, Brutal Rob Hands, D-Torch and Mighty Mayra
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Veda Scott, refereed by Nuk Nuk Johnson and Wiggles
MacDaddy M Y L O defeated Allie Katch to become NEW Best Athlete in the East Bay Double Golden Fannypacks Champion
The CAUTION and Vipress came to the ring. DARK Sheik and Vipress said they would soon be tag team champions, and Anton Voorhees said he would be a part of team Hoodslam against the Fallen in the main event. DARK Sheik said she would be there with him, but Vipress disagreed. The Lost Treasures then came to the ring and said that they surely would be next to the fight the tag team champions after beating Sheik and Vipress last month, leading to…
2. Vipress defeated Lara Frazier
Afterwards, Sheik said she would still support Anton in tonights main event, against Vipresseseeses wishes, leading to her smashing Sheik in the teeth with a microphone. As the Lost Treasures laughed at this broken home, Intergalactic Tag Team Champions Juice Lee and El Chupacabra [with OKAMI] came to the ring and attacked all four would be challengers, leading to…
3. Lost Treasures Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul defeatd El Chupacabra and Juice Lee and The CAUTION Anton Voorhees and DARK Sheik to become NEW Intergalactic Tag Team Champions
4. Kidd Bandit defeated Jack Cartwheel
5. Da Squaaad [ Kenny K, Hop Daddy and Alpha Zo] defeated EMO HEADS [ Brooke Havok, TV’s Alan Angels and Brutal Emo Rob Hands] after Brutal Rob just got too darn emotional.
6. Brittany Wonder defeated Mighty Mayra to remain GLAMpion, but after the match she was attacked by Da Squaaad and they stole her GLAMpionship Title!
7. Anton Voorhees, El Chupacabra and Allie Katch defeated She, her shadowy consort and Hollywood Cereal Man, and by stipulation everyone didn’t die. But some did. Many a Hoodslammer took part, and though we got knocked down, we got back up, we are tiiitaaaaniiiiummmm
from Oakland Metro Operahouse outdoor location on 3rd and Castro, featuring commentary by Broseph Joe Brody, and referees Nuk Nuk/ Wiggles
Lara Frazier defeated PitFall Jones
The moment of silence for Drugz Bunny was interrupted by the Stoner Brothers of the Boom Gang, who had attacked Drugz before he was murdered by the Fallen at the last event. They introduced us to the latest hired gun hired by Boom Gang member James C. They were into turn interrupted by Cereal Man, Marcelo Montoya and Joey Gonzo, who challenged the Boom Gang to a match.
2. Rick Stoner, Scott Stoner and Lil Crush defeated the New Dawgz
3. Lost Treasures Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul defeated DARK Sheik and Vipress
After the match, Anton Voorhees suggested to infighting Sheik and Vipress that they stop arguing and just break up as a team. They decided otherwise and left together, leaving Anton to invite The Fallen to the ring. She, her dusky cohort and Evil Cereal Man answered the call.
An arrangement was made in that The Fallen would end their murderous ways if Hoodslam offered three sacrifices for She and returned the demon dog kidnapped by the Emo Heads at last event. Anton retaliated with a 3 on 3 match, and if Hoodslam won that they would murder nobody again, but She did not seem to be concerned about the difference, stating that the 3 would die regardless.
4. El Chupacabra and Juice Lee defeated Kenny K and Alpha Zo to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
5. MacDaddy M Y L O defeated Mighty Mayra
6. Leader of the EMO Heads Brooke Havok defeated Kidd Bandit
After the match, The Fallen came to claim their kidnapped demon dog, as agreed. Emo Rob Hands couldn’t just hand over the killer of his friend Sweet Boone, though, and instead of handing him over unloaded 5 shots into the dog with Sweet Boone’s own gun.
This caused a battle between Emo Rob and the the dusky cohort of She, one that almost proved fatal. Lil Crush would come to defend all of Hoodslam, and unfortunately paid the ultimate price. The Fallen claimed their 6th victim.
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From Oakland Continental Club, Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, Referees Wiggles and Nuk Nuk Johnson
EMOHEADS Stone Cold Brooke Havok, Brutal Emo Rob Hands & Alan Angels defeated LOST TREASURES Joe DeSoul, Matt Carlos & Laura Frazier
Best Athlete In The East Bay Championship Match Allie Katch (c) defeated Vipress after interference from DARK Sheik backfired…maybe. Afterwards, Vipress walked out on DARK Sheik
Intergalactic Tag Team Championships Match: Juice Lee & El Chupacabra defeated The Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick Stoner & Rick Scott Stoner) to become the new Champions.
DARK Sheik defeated Jack Cartwheel after interference from Vipress and Lita. After the match, DARK Sheik and Vipress appeared to reconcile, though nobody really felt comfortable about it.
Link to the Future Anton Voorhees defeated Lucha Ghoul Sonico
Fatal Four Way Match For The GLAMpionship: Ultragirl Brittany Wonder (c) defeated AfroPunk Trish Adora, Sandra Moone and MacDaddy M Y L O
James C vs. Drugz Bunny was declared a no contest after the ring was filled with crashing birds. The Fallen then made their return [ Hollywood Cereal Man, Evil Demon Lil BJ, the unnamed dusky shadow demon, and the unnamed fallen angel referred to as She or Her] The EMO Heads Brooke Havok and Brutally Emo Rob Hands were able to kidnap one of the Fallens flock, the demon dog that killed Robs friend Sweet Boone. It was at the expense of injury to Emo Head Alan Angels. Hoodslammers were able to rescue him from sudden death, but Anton Voorhees had the triangle ripped off his face in bloody consequence. Others were able to retreat with the wounded, but Drugz Bunny chose to fight. Once more The Fallen fatally massacred one of ours when She used our Golden GiG Championship to slit the throat of Drugz Bunny.
Hoodslam 5/5/23 Schism results from 300 Block of Castro St. in Oakland, California. The event live streamed on FITE+.
Da Squaaa [Kenny K/ Hop Daddy/Alpha Zo] def. The New Dawgz [Marcelo Montoya and Joey Gonzo] and Richard Shhhhhhhhnary
The CAUTION (Dark Sheik & Anton Voorhees) with mystery partner Allie Katch def. Emo Heads (Brooke Havok, Alan Angels and Emo Brutal Rob Hands)
Glampionship Match: Brittney Wonder (c) def. Trish Adora to retain the Glampionship
The BOOM Gang [Rick Stoner/ Scott Stoner/ James] C def El Chupacabra, Juice Lee and Drugz Bunny
4-way Scramble for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fanny Packs Championship: Mac Daddy M Y L O and Allie Katch def Bart Man and JTG (c) as they get a double pin and they each leave with one of the Golden Fanny Packs
Joey Janela def Captain Johnny Butabi to become new Captain of the Champion Ship
From Continental Club Oakland, 4/8/23 Hosted by Veda Scott and Broseph Joe Brody Referees Wiggles and Nuk Nuk Johnson
1. Brittany Wonder defeated Richard Shhhnary, Lara Frazier and DARK Sheik in a fatal fourway to retain the GLAMpionship
Wonder Dave would then come to the ring to eulogize those who had lost their lives at 3/3/23’s Fall of the Hoodslammer: Bat Manuel, PONG, Glorious Banana and Sweet Boone. Brutal Rob Hands would become emotional during the event, and cause a scene that could only be diffused by the emo hug of the visiting D-Torch, who showed up for some reason.
2. Brooke Havok defeated Anton Voorhees in an EMO RULES Match after Allen Angels interfered. The CAUTION would confront Brooke and Allen about this, but were then attacked by the updated EMO BRUTAL Rob Hands. Emo Brutal would then embrace the Emo Heads and leave with them in hopes to learn how to better control his emotions.
3. Da Squaaad [Kenny K – D-Rogue – Hop Daddy] defeated Cereal Man – Joey Gonzo – Marcelo Montoya (who I guess we’re calling NEW DAWGS)
4. Vipress defeated Maki Itoh after DARK Sheik interfered
5. Trish Adora defeated MacDaddy M Y L O to earn the right to challenge for the GLAMpionship at 5/5/23 SCHISM
6. El Chupacabra (accompanied by Okami) defeated James C, after the Stoner Brothers interfered and betrayed El Chupacabra and aligned with James to reform the James Gang but then Juice Lee came out and helped Chupy but eventually the numbers were too much so Drugz Bunny showed up and all 6 kinda fought around and I think Okami hair whipped a stoner brother in the eye somewhere and then Chupy won.
Featuring ARNOCORPS as special guest musicians on this somewhat Arno-themed extravaganza!
BatManuel defeated Mr Freeze
The Legendary LITA would help the opening ceremonies before DARK Sheik and Vipress defeated Lost Treasures Matt Carlos & Joe DeSoul and Stoner Brothers Rick Stoner & Scott Stoner to win the InterGalactic Tag Team Championship in a Chaos Rules Triple Threat Match
He Who Holds the Golden GiG Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer PONG retained the Golden GiG against Cereal Man, Anton Voorhees & Kenny K in a Japanese Console War Deathmatch
Brittany Wonder retained the GLAMpionship against Glorious Banana, Richard Shhhnary and Turbo-Man
Captain Johnny Butabi retained control of the Champion Ship in an overboard match by outlasting Juice Lee, James C and Kal-Jack the Barbarian
Sweet Boone and the demon he pulled through a tear in reality that he’s been treating like his deceased dog Lil BJ came to the ring for the wedding of Nurse Ratchet and Buggy Nova. Unfortunately, Doc Atrocity wasn’t present to let Lil BJ known that he was unable to arrange this destined love affair. Neither Doc, nor the wedding party, were present. The evil doppleganger of Cereal Man known as Hollywood Cereal Man then made his way to the ring. He intended to take Lil BJ from Boone so that they could usher in a new era of demon supremacy upon Hoodslam. Boone fought off this stranger from the threshold, but Lil Bj showed their true colors and turned on his supposed friend.
The demon would eviscerate Sweet Boone, literally. His intestines put on display for the audience. The alliance of the demon with Hollywood Cereal Man then introduced “Her”. Along with her dusky consort, a fallen angel stepped into our plane and stated that for the first time in 10’000 years she is free, and ready to conquer earth.
Glorious Banana and BatManuel were the first to attempt to thwart the 4 adversaries. Sadly, both lethally fell to the fallen angels shadowy companion. 23 years of combined Hoodslammery dashed in moments. This enraged our longtime referee Nuk Nuk Johnson, who entered the ring alone to battle the lethal invaders. He too fell, but before the killing blow could be delivered, He Who Holds the Golden GiG PONG intervened with both his heart and power glove activated. He stated that those who mess with Hoodslam mess with its champion, and that play time had ended.
When the fallen angels silhouetted suitor was stilted by PONG, hope briefly glimmered. However, the fallen angel “Her” slipped the Golden GiG out of PONG’s own front pocket, and used it to slit the throat of our champion. PONG, too, fell.
Hollywood Cereal Man, the demon dog, fallen angel “Her” and her shadowy sentry then stole the Golden GiG, leaving a wounded Hoodslam grieving and in terror of their return.
This event was hosted by Veda Scott and Broseph Joe Brody, referees John “wiggles” Connor and Nuk Nuk Johnson.
