https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BOdLA1bkNs&t=3445s

(to the tune of Turbonegros “All my friends”) All our shits for freeeee.  All our shits for freeeEEEEe  WE ALWAYS KNEW THAT IT WOULD END UP LIKE TODAY

The Wrestle-1 company in Japan is sending the expertly stellar Kaz Hayashi with Innovator of the Selfie Sonny Onoo to determine who from the United States should come train with them for a week in Japan. Thats right, 1/3rd of the Jung Dragons, member of the original Kaientai DX, possibly cousin of Mike Hayashi will be there to evaluate your goods.

It’s 110 to tryout, plus they demand you buy a shirt for 10-15 dollars. Stoner U students and familiars can reach out directly to the right people (if you’re a student or familiar, you don’t have to ask who) and receive a discounted price for participation.

IF YOU PLAN ON ATTENDING: be passport ready, and maybe have some cash for a ticket to Japan saved up, cuz they ain’t doin that part. What they are offering – free training, room and board for a week out in…i dunno, Tokyo?… Japan for two applicants per dojo. That means you (and maybe a friend) will be learning how to work from former WCW, NJPW, Michinoku Pro, THE WORLD experienced wrestlers to become a participating part of Wrestle-1.

We know some people have fallen sour on bay area try outs recently, so HOODSLAM will be doing its own separate evaluation, and as a reward to those participating will also book a tag match (playaz) featuring many of yall THAT VERY NIGHT. Post tryout, its GLAM at the Oakland Metro Operahouse, and though it’s traditionally a womens wrestling showcase, f it, we make the rules, its whatever we want. We’ll even pay ya for it.

We’re not trying to have 50 people there. We don’t want everyone to get 3 minutes. We want a legit evaluation. We’re doing it for yall, not our pockets. Spots will be limited, don’t sleep on your dreams because you’ll miss them when you’re awake….yeahhhhh…

EMAIL HOODSLAM@GMAIL.COM or contact your folks if ya know’em and reserve your seat for tomorrows banquet of destiny

The Oakland Metro Operahouse has reserved April 26th and May 31st for some special guests since before we did weekly, so we won’t be doing a show this friday.  Maybe we’ll replay a thing or something…. HOWEVERTHOUGHALSO you can see some Hoodslammers this weekend out of norcal if you proceed with CAUTION Friday in Burbank, CA for Wrestling Pro Wrestling and Sunday in Indianapolis, Indiana for Bizarro Lucha!  They have social media and stuff, go look at it if you’ve got time…

The streets and the internets are about to get wild because you have ATHREE chances to catch the accidental phenomenon this weekend – in person AND on twitch!

First, its TONIGHT when the future stars of wrestling hone their craft at the world famous Stoner U Dojo, its Stoner U – Another 48 hours – at the place where Hoodslam was born, the victory warehouse!

TOMORROW, we hit the Oakland Metro Operahouse and bring back the annual tradition and crown a new LETHAL LOTTERY BATTLEBOWL TOURNAMENT BATTLE ROYAL MEMORIAL TROPHY CHAMPION when we present “Lethal Lottery #9” (aka “Plan 9 from Western Oakland”).  Since 2011 we have hosted this magical moment, and its a doozy!  Hoodslammers will be drawn into random teams and do combat – enemies at their side, friends in their faces – the possibilities have an end and are quite finite, but its still nuts.  Those who can make it work with their random partner will move on to the battle royal, and the winner will be awarded the Memorial Trophy!  Memorializing who?  We’ve yet to decide… but that trophy can then be relinquished at any hoodslam to fight any Hoodslammer in any match.  (CONSEQUENCESSSSSS)

The VERY NEXT DAY we will be hundreds of miles north to bring you HOODSLAM: ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY  on this epic Earth date of 4/20 in the fine city of Eureka, CA!  Proceeds of this show will go to the CAPE charity cause deal, providing community services to kids, the homeless, those in need.  Those in Eureka the night before can go to…some movie theater (im sure you can look it up) and see a screening of the Hoodslam documentary made years ago!  Its also up on AMAZON now, or youtube for free.  It features some folks we don’t fucks with anymore, but it exists and its done, so whatever.  Contr0versey creates currency, right right right?

All should be streamed live on twitch, if not…check back and we’ll put it up later. It’s free, no complaints accepted.

@hoodslam on twitter and instagram and youtube and twitch and your face

We did an anime show like last August and some swell people came and filmeded it.  now you get to see!  There’s a whole ten minute documentary on their site, too!  Go to it, experience the full flavor.

https://www.facebook.com/Crunchyroll/videos/418734255353607/

Finally, the holders of the Sun Key and Moon Key will see what lives beyond the threshold… dunno what we’re talking about?  No worries, just watch this video and show up tomorrow to see what happens in the Bay Areas ONLY womens spotlight on prowrestling –  GUILTY LETHAL ACTION MAYHEM!

https://www.facebook.com/glamxoak/videos/2133968276688482/

IT HAS RETURNED…. our annual party to Arny is on again.  Although this time, we will spread our scope to not just the Governator films,  but all action heroes!  Theme progression, neat, huh?  BUT FRET NOT SCHWARZENITES, for the most ballsy band on the planet will be in the house to celebrate with us… you know who it is… ARNOCORPS ,exactly yahhh!