COME ONE COME ALL, TO A MAGICAL SHOW da dee dee dee da dee dee dee some other musical stuff!
you want presales ? Here ya go! They’re ALWAYS up until a couple hours before we open doors, and even then you can buy tix there! We look out for yall without credit cards/off the online shopping grid. Got your back like a t shirt.
If you’ve got 3d glasses, enjoy them for this unique poster! AND ALSO, wrestling every friday forever. Thats us. Look no further.
Also featuring Stoner Buds Brittany Wonder and The Stoner Brothers vs. Superbeasts partners in the disenchanted, Lady K, Funnybone and El Chupacabra!
and these other events are just around the corner!
The fun doesn’t stop on first fridays! In fact, we’re doing every week next year! I think we mentioned that on every platform but the website…maybe we did? uhhh, anywho, our super awesome much favorited EIGHTIES NIGHT is upon us! We will pay tribute to video games, movie stars, athletes, musicians… pretty much anything 80s. Join in the fun by coming in costume too!
Then a mere 9ish days later, we’ll bet at San Francisco’s OASIS nightclub…in the DAYTIME! Cooky, huh? Our 3pm show is officially SLEAZY AS FUCK, come see why. Unless you’re a kid. DONTBRINGYOURFNKIDS. to any hoodslam. ever. We’ll make it super clear if your supposed to bring’em ever. Sorry chil’ren, its just most of you dumb kids don’t have any stupid money yet. Maybe when you’re older.
You see it. You know about it. Go live it. Runtelldat.
Tickets on eventbrite: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hoodslam-emerald-triangula-tickets-51890801785
The times, they are UH changin… we used to do a show for free every couple months in a warehouse. Now we’re doing them every week in an opera house, starting JANUARY 2019! But not just the same ol, same ol AWESOME that we are already… no no, it gets even more AWEsomeR!
Hoodslam stays on first Fridays, but SECOND WEEK of every month is now our sister promotion for all the violent gals we know, GUILTY LETHAL ACTION MAYHEM aka GLAM! 3rd week? We Hoodslam ya again with a real deep dive! 4th week, its a themed show EVERY MONTH at the Sexy GoodTime Wrestle Show!
If there’s 5 weeks, we’ll do a Stoner U event in the middle of the month at the metro. It’ll be four times in 2019, and they’ll be dope too.
FOLLOW @SexyGoodTimeFTF and @GLAMxOAK on all social medias! Shits about to get wild!
Oh, and if you’re like “damn, 20 bucks a month x 4 is a lot”…. well, yeah. Its free on twitch. Watch it live and free on twitch. UNLESS WE START CHARGING FOR THAT TOOO dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn
We’ve got a double dose of what you want, and we’re giving it to you twice in one weekend! The dark anthology of BLOODSLAM continues! The Sexy GoodTime Horror Babylon emerges! Night time theater and day time violence, we even gave you a recovery day in the middle. What more could you ask for from your friendly neighborhoodslam?
SUNDAY THE 19TH – we pay tribute to ANIME for the first time ever at SF Oasis in San Francisco! Daydrinking yall, show starts at 3pm! Come in costume!
AUGUST 25TH – We invite folks from So Cal to come strut their stuff on our stage. A showcase of our talented bros and sis from down south!
SEPTEMBER 7TH – We’re back on first friday for Identity Crisis! James C and Ref Wiggles (?!) defend the Golden Gig against Juiced Lee and Drugz Bunny, and the Cereal Man of Good times confronts his Hollywood Doppleganger that displaced him the last 8 months. The Fuck the Fans IX 10/5/18 event takes form!
SEPTEMBER 15TH – Savage Henry asked us to do a kick ass show. And a kick ass show we will do. The Eureka Municipal Auditorium is gonna get got; Prepare your bodies, minds and souls. FUCK YEAH!
We had a blast out there. Check out how much they love us too, featuring El Chupacabra, Drugz Bunny, Cereal Man, DARK Sheik and some familiar faces from our July show when Kaiju came, like DDS, UnderWear Model Mike Priest and Angel of Flight Mike Mathews!
Stoner U Pre Show hosted by Scott Rickerson and Screaming Eagle Mike O Shea, Ring Announcer Shawn Michaels Allen
1. Markus Eriks defeated Joey Smoak
2. Super Beast (w/Funnybone and El Chupacabra) defeated Hip Hop Harry after attacking him before the bell.
Hoodslam at Oakland Metro Operahouse, hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Anthony Rivera Butabi
Music by Hoodslam Band
1. Big B defeated The Talent Ean Hancement (w/Robot Sheik’s Head) to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks
2. Funnybone and El Chupacabra defeated New U Coach Joey Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands to advance to the semi finals of the Intergalactic Tag Team Tournament Championship
Golden Gig Champion James C and Referee Wiggles came to the ring. James said that he tried to be a good friend to Juiced Lee and Drugz Bunny, but it was never enough for either of them, and his true best friend Referee Wiggles helped him see that. However, he still wants to make it right with his friends Juiced and Drugz. Juiced Lee came to the ring, but soon all were interrupted by Cobra Corey Kreese and Steven Tresario, who stated that they were sick of these two hogging the Golden Gig spots, and they wanted in.
3. James C and Juiced Lee defeated Corey Kreese and Steven Tresario
Post match, Juiced Lee conveyed silently that this quick partnership was not enough to make amends, and that he wanted the heart of Wiggles – which expedited the exit of James and said Wiggly one.
4. Manny Faberino defeated DARK Sheik. Post match, we gave him a cake for his 18th birthday. Then we shoved his face in it and left him alone in the ring. Welcome to being an adult.
5. Ultragirl Brittany Wonder defeated Queen of Suplexes Nicole Mathias after interference from Doc Atrocity, Hollywood Cereal Man and Nurse Ratchet. The group affirmed that their Hood World Order was back on the same page, and would win tonights Battle Royal of Supremacy
6. Drugz Bunny defeated Bison Braddock. He called out the whole sordid ensemble from before, and after some back and forth, James C found a way to make peace with his former friends. At September’s “IDENTITY CRISIS”, Drugz Bunny and Juiced Lee will team to challenge for the Golden Gig in a tag team match against James C… and Referee Wiggles!
– The Stoner Brothers Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner came to the ring to take on BatManuel and Johnny Drinko Butabi in a semi final match in the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship. They were soon interrupted by other semi finalists Funnybone and El Chupacabra, as well as Millennial Falcons Richard Shhhnary and Berkeley Brawler. All agreed to have a fourway Final on the spot
7. The Millennial Falcons defeated FunnyBone and El Chupacabra, The Stoner Brothers & BatManuel and Johnny Drinko Butabi in a fatal four way to become Intergalactic Tag Team Champions
8. (Not) Ryu defeated Ken Masters in a Hair v Hair Match
9. Cereal Man (The GOOD one!) returned to win the Battle Royal of Supremacy, last eliminating Hollywood Cereal Man. He now gains control of who wrestles who at Fuck the Fans IX on 10/5/18!
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Fuck the fans!
So much has happened lately. It’s hard to keep track. But TOMORROW (if you read this the day its typed) is THE BATTLE ROYAL OF SUPREMACY! Whoever wins gets full booking rights for Octobers Fuck the Fans IX event! Scheduled to happen maybe:
* SOME KIND OF ATTENTION TO BE PAID TO what the fuck, James C and Ref Wiggles are best friends and thats why James C is Golden Gig champion now?
*What is the state of the Doc Atrocity, Hollywood Cereal Man, Britanny Wonder and Nurse Ratchets Hood World Order?
*Bat Manuel and Johnny Drinko Butabi take on The Stoner Brothers Scott Rick and Rick Scott to see who goes to the finals of our Tag Team Title Tournament!
*Millennial Falcons Richard Shhhnary and Berkeley Brawler are afoot! Snooping around to see who will meet them in the semi finals after Coach Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands take on El Chupacabra and Funnybone!
*After kicking DARK Sheik’s leg out of his leg at 7/15 Sexy GoodTime Wrestle Show, Manny Faberino stated that his birthday is FRIDAY AUG 3RD, and his first act as a man will be to BEAT DARK Sheik!
* Ean Hancement gets his shot that he earned at 7/6 #AMERICA as he takes on Hayward Heater BIG B for the Best Athlete in the East Bay
*The final battle?! Ken takes on his former partner Ryu (err…what do we call him now?) after being betrayed in the Mortal Kombat v Street Fighter Main Event at Junes Love the Game videogame tribute event! They’ve fought before, but this time its HAIR VS HAIR
*The debut of Queen of Suplexes Nicole Savoy as she takes on ULTRAGIRL Brittany Wonder!
all this stuff. watch it on twitch if you’re too far/tired/broke/lazy to come in person. its free, but you can support from there too!
