actually, its been around since 2013. it just got removed by our old webmaster and then finally dusted off today. Lucky you! Now you can see all of our old champions for the Golden Gig, Best Athlete Award and/OR Intergalactic Tag Team Championship! Also, who wins all our crazy annual tournaments? Now you’ll know! Click up, click below, click now so now you’ll know.
Category Archives: Uncategorized
DRUGZ BUNNY/ENTERTANIA NEWS ALERT
Drugz Bunny, seen here in 3 hour and 17 minute 1997 film Titanic, was sadly injured at March 16ths 3:16 event! We’ve learned that he has suffered a “grade 3 AC joint separation” or “separated right shoulder”. Those this injury is common and a full recovery is expected, it does put into question his ability to perform at April 6ths Entertania 8 anniversary show. He is currently scheduled to challenge Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer PONG for the Golden Gig Championship in the Main Event. So… yeah, kinda blows.
Stay tuned to Hoodslam social media, twitch, all that good shit for updates, or just show up and see what happens. Tickets on sale at Eventbrite now. FTF.
Drugz Bunny Interview on Twitch!
Yeah, we’re on twitch. Yeah, its live wrestling. We also play video games. AND WE DO A TALK SHOW. Honey, we’re good to you. Reminder: nothing we do is safe for work, or should be shown to your fn kids.
THE TALENT SHOW
Live, in the field, its Ean Hancement reporting for the Talent Show!
MARCH MADNESS
Two big shows in March still to come!, with the 30th being our debut at Oasis in San Francisco! EVERYONE BUY TICKETS AND MAKE US LOOK GOOD.
Available in eventbrite now!
Once more for the people in the back…The Why of Femmed Out
It dawns on us that not all may be familiar with our annual celebration of femininity, and the reasons behind it. It is no simple answer, but let us do our best to elaborate on the why.
In wrestling, traditions go a long way. Not every tradition, however, should go indefinitely. Any story done right is worth telling, and there are always exceptions, but some old stories are best left in the past.
One tradition that perplexed us was the treatment of women as a lesser, perhaps even a commodity. “If I beat you your girl has to accompany me to the ring for one month” or “when i win against YOU, i get to go on a date with HER”, and so on. Women were important to have, upsetting to lose, but not worth as much as a title belt.
Another that has popped up over the decades and across the world,”Loser Wears A Dress”. How embarrassing it must be to be perceived as feminine. What a loser, to wear the same clothes as half the population.
Brittany Wonder, long time member of the roster and cosplay enthusiast, started to wear a Deadpool inspired attire in 2014. The sight of this “crossplay” triggered something; it occured to a member of our roster that in all of Hoodslams 80s night’s, video game theme’s, cartoon shows, horror shows, etc no male had ever performed as female. In fact, nowhere in wrestling was this a common phenomenon.
Was it fear? Wrestlers are sensitive performer types, but is the same person who dives into tacks afraid of some lace? Are those who bleed for money terrified someone might think they’re pretty? Are they afraid they might be treated how they may have treated our sisters in the locker room?
Maybe its just not for their audience. We think ours can handle it. In fact, every year its been a sold out event, turning hundreds away.
So, noticing that women were half the attendees, noticing that women had as strong characters as men, noticing that different genders might want to attend in womens clothing and they should all feel proud and secure to do so…we put on make up and skirts, and put on a show.
You might think its because women have been so proud lately. Or, because we live in the lgbt light house that is the bay area of California. Or, you think we’re a funny group who like girls clothing. None of it is entirely untrue…To us, its just about fairness. Women pay the same $20 as any man there, and deserve the same respect from their art.
Is this going to be any less of a stoned sweaty loud kinetic whiskey induced beautiful nightmare than any other event? Fuck no, we’ll just spend (way) more time on make up and (way) more money on costumes.
– (We’ve made the event two unique nights this year,2/3 & 2/4 so that nobody will be turned away, and all can join in the fun.)
HOODFIGHTER HD HIGHLIGHTS
Amazingly high def reel of December 1st by Mark Johnston! Enjoy! Go to our youtube and twitch channels for more awesome! Just search Hoodslam on those platforms: we’re the real deals.
12/18 Monday Night HOODSLA0M Results
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Anthony Butabi
1. Virgil Flynn III defeated Manny Faberino
2. Shotzi Blackheart d Steve Tresario
3. Zangev Darevko d Ken
– Rick Scott Stoner of the Stoner Brothers told the crowd hes lost his high.
4. Nurse Ratchet and Brittany Wonder d. Hip Hop Harry and Scott Rick Stoner
5. Coach Nuggs d Richard Shhhnary
6. Richard Shhhnary d. Coach Nuggs in a Sanctum of Silence Match – immediately
7. Big B d. Brutal Rob Hands and Super Beast after Manny Faberino interfered
8. Funnybone d KILLMEISTER
RESULTS – 80s for the Ladies 11/18/17
From the Oakland Metro Operahouse, commentary by Wonder Dave and Link to the Future Anton Voorhees
Music by half the Hoodslam band (brett and o’shea) plus half of Oinga Boinga (Mary Jane Lawless and Donki Show) and then also this guy Tom we know.
Referees Guido and Wiggles
- Big Poppa Smurf defeated Gargamel
- Like a Virgin Madonna and Alice Cooper defeated Doc Brown and Mart McFly with the brothers of destruction double chokeslam and pin from when kane and undertaker fought Austin in 98. I wanna say it was at judgement day?
- Rocky Bat-boa defeated Teen Wolf
- Team Lethal Weapon Riggs and Murtaugh defeated John McClane and Swayze from Roadhouse… what was his name? Like, “dutch” or something?
- Ric Flairish defeated Macho Man Randy Savagery
- Rainbow Bright defeated Keifer Sutherland from Lost Boys
its up on our twitch now! It’ll be on our youtube soon!
HIGHlights of 8/4/17 battle royal of supremacy
Mark Johnston is good at what he does, and he does it again for our last first Friday OAKLAND event!