Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave from CryBaby nightclub in Oakland, CA
MPR [Money Power Respect] Marco Mayur and Fabuloso Fabricio were scheduled to take on the Stoner Brothers Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner in their Hoodslam debut. However, the Stoners could not attend. MPR would go on to insult The Stoner Brothers until Stoner U products Corey Kreese, Joey Gonzo and Marcelo Montoya would interrupt. It would appear that MPR would leave peacefully, but its wrestling.
Rey Kaiju Joey Gonzo and Marcelo Montoya defeated MPR after interference from Corey Kreese
Juice Lee defeated Brutal Rob Hands
DARK Sheik and Vipress defeated Cereal Man and MacDaddy M Y L O – Post match, DARK Sheik would declare that her match with M Y L O at DNA Lounge 2/5/23 “The Last Time We Were Happy Together” would be an I Quit Match.
Drugz Bunny defeated Richard Shhhnary and Anton Voorhees in a Triple Threat – After, Shhhnary would attack Anton Voorhees and challenge him to a Sanctum of Silence Match at 2/5/23 “The Last Time We Were Happy Together” event
Hop Daddy and Alpha Zo defeated Lost Treasures Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul to become InterGalactic Tag Team Champions
Captain Johnny Butabi defended his claim to the Champion Ship in a Triple Threat Match against El Chupacabra and James C, after which James C would attack El Chupacabra
Pissed off Nerdy Gamer [PONG] retained the Golden Gig against Kenny K after a distraction from Lost Treasures Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul to remain He Who Holds the Golden Gig
who knew we were even doing that? Not me! Surprises abound, that’s your ol friendly neighbordHoodSlam!
This first episode features West Coast Wrecking Crew Royce Isaacs and Jorel Nelson against Intergalactic Tag Team Champions The Lost Treasures Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul! And in the main event, Trish Adora defends the Pan-Afrikan World Diaspora Championship against Alpha Zo!
The Link to the Future Anton Voorhees has been doing his best to be a people pleaser, but no “good” deed goes unpunished. In his attempts to please his stable-mates DARK Sheik and Vipress he’s found himself in the crosshairs of both Richard Shhhnary AND Drugz Bunny! They don’t care too much for each other, either, and all three face off at I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST HOODSLAM this Sunday 1/15/23 at The CryBaby in downtown Oakland.
Set for I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST HOODSLAM for tag team action! MacDaddy M Y L O teams with the hero from the milky way Galaxy Cereal Man to take on the imperious resistance of DARK Sheik and VIPRESSSSSssss
Tickets available online or maybe at the door if we don’t sell out: https://www.ticketweb.com/event/i-know-what-you-did-crybaby-tickets/12782865
We start the new year choosing not to forgive and forget // our resolution is vendetta.
DRUGZ BUNNY v RICHARD SHHHNARY v ANTON VOORHEES A small kindle has become a larger flame and the events of Inferno certainly didn’t simmer the heat, as Link to the Future Anton Voorhees and Richard Shhhnary can’t seem to quit each other. Last month, Shhhnary interfered in Anton’s match and /gave/ him the victory against Drugz Bunny, an odd gesture in this ambiguous adventure. All three have agreed to face off on the 15th and make their feelings more clear.
STONER BROTHERS V MONEY/POWER/RESPECT Making their debut as a team at Hoodslam, MPR is Marco Mayur and Fabuloso Fabricio. They’ve been making a name, taking titles and winning awards since their congregation and are one of the few teams that can physically compare to the stature of their twin adversaries. Rick Scott and Scott Rick Stoner are perhaps the longest pairing team in all of Hoodslam (and wrestling), and these wombmates are prepared to give MPR a proper welcome to our squared circle star.
M Y L O /CEREAL MAN v DARK Sheik/ VIPRESS The warriorhero of the milky way and the MacDaddy combine for the first time to bring you a balanced breakfast of beatdowns and bruises! But coming to ruin the brunch are the deadly Vipress and imperious DARK Sheik. Transcending history and the world, a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold.
LOST TREASURES v dA SQUAAAD [?] Zo was Da Squaaads understudy. Filling in at events whenever they were shorthanded, due to the European Tour of Squaad member Shakira Spears new album being extended and a series of odd accidents. However, Hip Hop Harry and Zo couldn’t get along, and in the first ever Squaaad Off, Zo was defeated and left the group. But, Zo then made a bargain with Intergalactic Tag Team Champion Joe DeSoul, which he won. His award was a shot at the Championship, presumably with a member of the Da Squaaad as his partner. The stage is set // lights, camera, SQUAAA
he who holds the Golden GiG PONG v KENNY K In a very rare non first Friday appearance, Golden GiG Champion PONG makes his Crybaby debut! The Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer has agreed to defend our top prize – made from the burning spirit of 1000 wrestlers – against Squaaad member and acrobatic artist Kenny K! Can the Last SpineBender bring home the Gold?
CAPTAIN OF THE CHAMPION SHIP JOHNNY BUTABI v EL CHUPACABRA v JAMES C The gangster from the 1920’s has felt a resurgence since Hoodslam entered the 2020s, claiming the whole decade for himself. Mexican Werewolf El Chupacabra has also found himself with momentum, coming off his big win in the 30 minute Iron Slut v Iron Beast Challenge at December’s Entertania XII. But nobody has been on the roll that Captain Johnny Butabi has, having withstood all challengers since winning the Champion Ship last June. Though, it has cost him an eye as seen by the patch he’s begun to wear. And the rigors of battle have inspired him to wear a hook upon his hand as a weapon. How much further will Captain Johnny go to remain Champion of all the seven seas?
21+, #dontbringyourfnkids to 1928 Telegraph Ave in Oakland, CA at the Crybaby on January 15th, doors at 2:30, show at 3pm
A scrap book… from the future? It tells us that this was the last time we were all happy together // how ominous. Hoodslam returns to DNA Lounge and San Francisco for this sunday happy funday. Featuring the commentary by Wonder Dave and the debuting Veda Scott!
Also debuting, Speedball Mike Bailey and Russian Dynamite Masha Slamovich!
God how we missed this tradition. it’s back on the first friday of march, outdoors and in Oakland. No mere building can contains this much metal and mayhem. Hoodslam and The Greatest Band in the World ARNOCORPS will reunite!
The 10/31 Halloween Hoodslam! 11/4 Inferno! Decembers Entertania X-II! All up now on our youtube channel! Subscribe there, then back track to twitch.tv/hoodslam and watch all our future stuff live the first time! It’s all free, you deserve it.
