24 r e s i s t

July 15, 2024 admin

hosted by Anton Voorhees at Oakland Continental Club:

Lara Frazier defeated Helen Charlotte Campbell

Kenny K defeated Joey Gonzo to retain the Golden Fannypacks Championship

D-Torch & Rob Hands defeated DARK Sheik & Vipress to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship – at first they accused Vipress of pushing Brooke down a well, leading to a match. When things had gone too far, DARK Sheik stated that she wouldn’t do that for Vipress, Vipress wouldn’t do that for her. Vipress was offended, stating that she /would/ push Brooke down a well for Sheik. This led to its own confrontation, which was interrupted by the returning Brooke Havok.

After the match, FBE Agent #1 (*last seen at September 2023’s PSYCHOPHORIA event) returned and told Rob and D-Torch that they still had it wrong. Before he could tell everyone that it was a vigilante FBE Agent #2, FBE Agent #2 returned and stabbed him in the back. She said that she would go beyond the law and end EMO for good.

Brooke Havok defeated FBE Agent #2

Captain MYLO defeated Richard Shhhnary & Saraya Saber in a triple threat to retain the Champion Ship

due to unforeseen circumstances, Viva Van was unable to appear and defend her GLAMpionship. Even though some champions go like months between defenses here, she sent the belt to us and it was considered vacant.

Ashton Starr defeated Brittany Wonder to win the vacant GLAMpionship

Juice Lee defeated Cereal Man

Mansoor & Mason defeated Ricky Stoner & Scotty Stoner… i guess? They knocked out Wiggles then counted the 3 themselves, which we didn’t exactly not allowww…

Results

results: 6/7/24 dazzling

July 15, 2024 admin

Hosted by Sam Laterna and J Rose from Oakland Continental Club:

Joey Gonzo defeated Lara Frazier, Ricky Stoner, James C, Brittany Wonder and Rob Hands in a Six Way Scramble

Viva Van defeated Mighty Mayra to retain the GLAMpionship

D-Torch defeated Jaguar Montoya, who was then compelled to reveal that whoever Brooke Havok was pushed down the well by a woman, but he could not say who.

Allie Katch, DARK Sheik & EFFY defeated Juice Lee, Vipress & Grief Counselor Marco

Captain MYLO defeated BART-Man to retain the Champion Ship

Anton Voorhees defeated Cereal Man

Kenny K defeated 1 Called Manders to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Award Double Golden Fannypacks Championship

Results

results: 5/18/24 That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Hoodslammer

July 15, 2024 admin

Reno, Nevada at The Bird – Hosted by Joey Smoak

1-Dreamy Drew vs Barbie Boi vs Gremyln

WINNER: Dreamy Drew

2- Midas Kreed vs Prince Gabriel

WINNER: Midas Kreed

3- Lil Crush & Jaguar Montoya vs Joey Gonzo & EMO Rob

WINNERS: Joey Gonzo & EMO Rob

4- Cerealman vs Otto Von Clutch

WINNER: Cerealman

5- Honest John vs James C

WINNER: James C

6- Crush Crew vs Lara Frazier/Joe DeSoul

WINNERS: Crush Crew

For the ChampionShip

7- JMM vs Brittany Wonder vs “Captain” Mac Daddy Mylo

WINNER: “Captain” Mac Daddy Mylo

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Mikey Jay, Viva Van and the GLAMpionship!

May 23, 2024 admin

At 4/5 Simulacrumania, Hoodslam was invaded by a band of wrestlers who had been left on read too many times. They attacked and said that they could be just as good as the regular roster, even introducing a Fake Stoner Brothers and Fake Drugz Bunny. Rounding out the ranks was a masked assailant, and longtime bay area wrestler Mikey Jay.

The masked assailant would reveal himself to be Johnny Butabi, former Captain of the Champion Ship! He had stolen the magical Ship in a bottle, and was holding it ransom for a title match against current Captain M Y L O! The contest would be decided in a /Walk the plank – Overboard Match/. Or Something.

Rubbing salt in our wounds, Mikey Jay was able to win the GLAMpionship from Hop Daddy. With two of our coveted awards in their possession, they opened their ranks to whomstsoever would join. This was answered by Jaguar Montoya, who turned on his partner Joey Gonzo when he urged him to reconsider.

Ultimately, Fake Drugz Bunny and Rodd Todd and Todd Rodd, the Fake Stoner brothers, were all mauled by the shark. Though Johnny Butabi was able to send M Y L O over the edge, she tamed the mighty beast and rode the shark back to the ring. From there, she chased Johnny beyond the couch. He is considered lost at sea.

Mikey Jay and Jaguar Montoya found themselves against the Stoners, Richard Shhhnary, Anton Voorhees, Mighty Mayra, Captain M Y L O and her new shark friend, as this assemblage of Hoodslammers looked to put an emphatic end to this invasion. It was then that Jaguar Montoya turned on Mikey Jay, insinuating that he was playing a double agent all along. Nobody really believes him.

The invasion was squashed, more deaths added to the Hoodslam tally. But, Mikey Jay remained our GLAMpion. At 5/3 Faith in Monsters, he agreed to defend the GLAMpionship against anyone who was /NOT/ a Hoodslam regular. The challenge was answered by the returning HellBent Viva Van, who was narrowly able to claim the prize.

Viva Van returns at our 6/7 event Dazzling to defend the GLAMpionship against First Matey Mighty Mayra.

That should be it for Mikey Jay, right?

[no]

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Return to RENO 5/18

May 12, 2024 admin

On May 18th we return to The Bird in Reno, Nevada! El Chupacabra brings you Hoodslam…Reno style!

Featuring:

Cereal Man

Captain MYLO

James C

Anton Voorhees

Brittany Wonder

Midas Kreed

Otto Von Clutch

Chris Torres

Dreamy Drew

JMM

Pooky

Joey Smoak

More!

21+// #dontbringyourfnkids //Tickets- $25

Tix:
https://www.eventbrite.com/o/hoodslam-15110219281

#ThisIsReal #dontbringyourfnkids #Oakland

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VIPRESS INJURED at 5/3 Faith in Monsters

May 12, 2024 admin

During 5/3 Faith in Monsters, Grief Counselor Marco and Dr Von Eerie once again found themselves opposite of Vipress and DARK Sheik. This time, Juice Lee interfered on behalf of Dr Von Eerie. In the midst of combat, DARK Sheik accidentally kicked a chair into Vipresses face.

Referee Wiggles was there to administer top flight elite medical assistance. However, Vipress withdrew from the match due to her injury. She left the ring, and then the building, and promptly was admitted to a medical facility where she received surgical treatment in the days following May 3rd.

She Who Holds the Golden GiG Vipress is considered unfit for mortal combat as Hoodslam demands, indefinitely.

Above photos retrieved from Chris Jung aka @rudo_rampage on twittex.

Above photo provided by Vipress, who would not allow photography of her injured face to be reproduced. Get well soon, Vipress.

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hoodslam x New Haven Independent

May 10, 2024 admin

just click the link and look yourself, its as brief as it is exquisite.

Thank you Fred Noland for attending and immortalizing.

https://reviews.newhavenindependent.org/reviews/hoodslam_re_suspending_disbelief

Results

results: 5/3/24 Faith in Monsters

May 10, 2024 admin

hosted by Broseph Joe Brody at Oakland Continental Club::

Viva Van defeated Mikey J to win the GLAM Championship

BLOODBOND 64 [Anton Voorhees, Scott Rick Stoner & Rick Scott Stoner w/ Richard Shhhnary] defeated LOST TREASURES [ Lara Frazier, Joe DeSoul & Matt Carlos]

Grief Counselor Marco and Dr Von Eerie defeated DARK Sheik and Vipress

Kenny K defeated Cereal Man to remain Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Champion

Rob Hands & D-Torch defeated Mansoor & KittyBusa to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

James C defeated Richard Shhhnary

Lil Crush defeated Joey Gonzo

Brittany Wonder defeated A Shark

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results: 4/5/24 Simulacru//mania

May 10, 2024 admin

hosted by Anton Voorhees from Continental Club in Oakland:

Three Way Match For The HOODSLAM Golden Gig Championship
Vipress (c) vs. Dark Sheik vs. Brooke Havok was declared a no contest when invaders attacked all three. They were Mikey J, a masked assailant, fake stoner brothers and fake Drugz Bunny. They said that they were great wrestlers who had been emailing hoodslam for opportunities, but were constantly left on read. Tonight, they would make an impact.

Best Athlete In The East Bay Championship Match
Kenny K (c) defeated Mighty Mayra.

Triple Threat Match For The GLAM Championship
Mikey J defeated The Cereal Man and Hop Daddy to become the new Champion.

Richard Shhhnary, Grief Counselor Marco & Dr. Von Eerie defeated The Lost Treasures (Lara Frazier, Joe DeSoul & Matt Carlos).

Triple Threat Match For The Intergalactic Tag Team Championships
The Emo Heads (Rob Hands & D-Torch) (c) defeated The Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick Stoner & Rick Scott Stoner) and the fake Stoner Brothers (Todd Rodd Stoner & Rodd Todd Stoner)

After failing to win the Tag Titles, the invaders attacked all in the ring and gloated about still having two championships. This was when they revealed that the masked assailant was none of that Johnny Butabi – first Captain of the Champion Ship! Furthermore, he had stolen the Champion Ship and was keeping it hostage from Captain M Y L O, who had felt bad because she thought she lost it.

Jaguar Montoya and Joey Gonzo looked like they were their to take on these invaders in the name of Hoodslam, but an argument brewed between the two. Jaguar would turn his back on Gonzo and Hoodslam, and side with the simulacrum invaders.

Over The Plank Battle Royal For The HOODSLAM Champion Ship Championship
Winner: Captain M Y L O both regained and retained the Champion Ship after fighting the invaders, assistance from Anton Voorhees, the Stoner Bros & Richard Shhhnary, and after befriending a shark that they tried to feed her to. Also, the fake Stoners and fake Drugz Bunny died, and Johnny Butabi is considered lost at sea. Also, Jaguar turned on Mikey J when they were the only two left, saying that he was playing double agent all along. Nobody believes him, but we don’t really feel like doing anything about it.