hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and featuring the ballsiest rock band in the world, ARNOCORPS
Kenny K defeated Midas Kreed to remain Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Champion
The EMO Heads [Brooke Havok, Brutal Rob Hands and D-Torch] & DARK Sheik defeated The Lost Treasures [Matt Carlos, Joe DeSoul and Lara Frazier] and Grief Counselor Marco
Vipress defeated Jamie Senegal to remain She Who Holds the Golden GiG
Mighty Mayra and Captain MYLO defeated The Stoner Brothers and KittyBusa & BART-Man in a Chaos Rules Triangle Match to retain ownership of the Champion Ship
Mansoor defeated Richard Shhhnary in a Sanctum of Silence match
Dr Von Eerie defeated Cereal Man by disqualification after he gave birth, thus bringing his fucking kid. Post match, Dr Von Eerie confiscated the newborn to give to social services. When Cereal Man attempted to stop this lawful abduction, he was thwarted by Juice Lee
James C defeated Anton Voorhees in a Loser Leaves the BOOM Gang match. However, he instead dissolved the BOOM Gang and stated he would go start a new group without the Stoners and Anton Voorhees.
In a plastic world of bland production and avarice the shining lights of authenticity make the brightest targets of victimization. Imperfect simulacrum unfurl themselves against art and Oakland’s last sports team. A tired soldier admires a flower during a pointless battle.
Pro Wrestling Rated R // This Is Real since 2010 // Oaklands last sports team // 21+ #dontbringyourfnkids //
LOOK – come in to the bar/restaurant portion like 6ish,
shows at EIGHT 8 PM – 11 PM
NOTICE WE SWITCHED TO AN HOUR EARLIER? GOOD.
Also, you can stay after and drink. don’t mind us dissassembling a ring, there’s a whole upstairs and back bar you can enjoy without wood and metal spilling your booze and blood.
14 years of FTF
The accidental phenomenon
Full bar // 21+ // #dontbringyourfnkids
Aggressive Conflict Resolution
1/4 of the year was spent finding out who we are in therapy. Now we find out what we do about it.
The BOOM Gang deals with the outcome of James C v Anton Voorhees. The stipulation said one must leave the group. Who will stay, and will the other members, Rick Stoner and Scott Stoner, approve of their remaining teammate?
DARK Sheik ~ [currently] She Who Holds the Golden GiG, Vipress : the poster for toxic relationships, the everlasting makeup to break up. Now that EMO HEAD Brooke Havok has interjected herself squarely in front of DARK Sheik, metaphorical questions arise: will the fire between Sheik and Vipress burn out to ash? Will this test give it fuel to burn brighter? Will it go out of control and consume all three?
The Lost Treasures were the tag team champions and the hosts of FTF just a few months ago, but without their gold they do not glitter. Will Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul continue to carry newcomer Lara Frazier under their wings? Has baby birdee decide its time to fly the coup? Two conflicting outcomes that are only small facets within a prism of probability.
Captain of the Champion Ship [in a bottle] Captain M Y L O and first Matey Mighty Mayra continue sailing on the good ship MMMM. Assuming they make it through March 1st with award intact, they’ll port in Oakland and defend their Ship, their title, their pirate way of life.
ALSO IF HE MAKES IT AS CHAMPION THAT FAR, “The Last Spinebender” Kenny K defends the Best Athlete in the East Bay Double Golden Fannypacks.
GET SAD – the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Titles are on the line, quite possibly defended by the EMO HEADS – Scenesei D-Torch and the 6’7 300+lb montser of a sad boi Brutal Rob Hands [the Championship also shared with Brooke Havok]
PLUS drama romance violence entrance flex, drugs and stories from strange scrolls.
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The most heroic rock band in the world combines forces with Hoodslam once again to present the annual arno-infused wrestle concert GYA2M. Exactly!
Mansoor v Richard Shhhnary – Sanctum of Silence
After failing to reconnect with his friends of past, Mansoor has been anything but silent in venting his frustration. Now, he enters combat with Richard Shhhnary in the Sanctum of Silence! If you scream, you lose.
Vipress v Jamie Senegal – To determine She Who Holds the Golden GiG
Vipress intended for her friend Jamie Senegal to help her settle her lovers quarrel with DARK Sheik. Instead, she’s added another fractured relationship. Could the Golden GiG be the next thing to slip away from her grasp?
Anton Voorhees v James C – Winner Leads the BOOM Gang
In October, the BOOM Gang defeated The CAUTION, and per stipulation Anton had to join their ranks. He’s gotten along with the Stoner Brothers, but James C was happier without him in their group. Our therapeutic team of Dr Von Eerie and Grief Counselor Marco have arranged this March, forcing fate to provide the way forward.
hosted by Anton Voorhees, from Continental Club in Oakland, California
Juice Lee defeated Harley Qunt
James C defeated Brutal EMO Rob Hands
Grief Counselor Marco and Dr Von Eerie then conducted group counseling with the BOOM Gang, one of them admitted to getting a gerbil too high when they were a kid, and in the end it was decided that Anton Voorhees and James C would fight at 3/1 to determine a leader of the BOOM Gang.
Kenny K defeated D-Torch and Matt Carlos in a Triple Threat Match to retain the Best Athlete Golden Fannypacks
Grief Counselor Marco and Dr Von Eerie then conducted couples therapy with DARK Sheik and Vipress, but it was interrupted by Brooke Havok. Vipress attacked Marco and Brooke, and a match began –
Vipress and Brooke Havok fought to a no contest
Captain MYLO and First Matey Mayra defeated Joe DeSoul and Lara Frazier to retain the Champion Ship
Rick Stoner & Scott Stoner defeated Richard Shhhnary and Mansoor
after the match, Shhhnary attacked Mansoor and challenged him to a SANCTUM OF SILENCE on 3/1
The Hoodslammers mobb deep for this monumental excursion! Link to the Future Anton Voorhees and STONER Brothers of the BOOM Gang are headed to the Nile!
Also, EMO Queen Brooke Havok !
Fresh from her tour of Japan, Sandra Moone!
Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Champion Kenny K defends!
Delightfully devious, Damian Desire !
The uncanny DARK Sheik ~
Belle of the Brawl Bryn Thorne!
A pocket full of sun, Ray Lyn!
Loud and vocal, Heidi Howitzer!
Lucha Ghoul SONICO!
MacDaddy M Y L O!
Possibly featuring a live adaptation of the feature film “Liar, Liar”.
7pmish doors, 8pm show
1 8+ but please dontbringyourfnkids
We are grateful that we will once again be featuring Burlesque from Debauchery Productions
L ook at our websites and social medias to see what matches are announced or like eventually maybe they’ll be uploaded here.
