PSYCHOPHORIA 9/1 OAKLAND

LIVE ON FITE, in coordination with Oakland Metro Operahouse

Hosted by Wonder Dave!

The debuts of Sawyer Wreck and Jonnie Robbie!

DARK Sheik and Vipress reach an ultimatum. Anton Voorhees returns from injury to active combat.

With Brooke Havok and D-Torch arrested for emitting dangerous levels of EMO, Brutal Rob Hands stands alone in this final chapter against the Federal Bureau of EMOstigations.

The Lost Treasures are now in control of Fuck the Fans after defeating the Stoner Brothers in a match for the much glorified prize of booking a show. What announcements do they have for us? How will the BOOM Gang (James C and the Stoner Brothers) react?

M Y L O defends the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks!

Da Squaaad stands triumphant after Hop Daddy defeated Brittany Wonder for the GLAMpionship. What other cards do they have waiting under their three person six armed shirt sleeve?

Juice Lee will probably be there. Definitely Chupy [el Chupacabra].

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HOP DADDY IS THE NEW GLAMPION

Kenny K, HOP DADDY, Alpha Zo – Da Squaaad

Brittany Wonder had her championship stolen after defending it successfully at 7/7/23 American Scream. In face, she was the longest reigning champion in all of Hoodslam, having held the GLAMpionship since June 4th, 2022.

She was able to gain some revenge against HOP DADDY at 8/4/23 U Up, but it wasn’t until 8/18/23 that the two went head to head for the title.

For the better of Squaad and the worse for Wonder, Hop Daddy was able to dethrone the Ultragirl after repeated interference from Da Squaad mates Kenny K and Alpha Zo. It pays to be in a faction in the new Hoodslam.

results: 8/18/23 /blue/

Oakland, CA – /blue/ from the Continental Club:

hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Anton Voorhees

Hop Daddy defeated Brittany Wonder to become the GLAMpion

Juice Lee defeated Kenny K, Lara Frazier and FunnyBone in a fatal fourway

James C defeated El Chupacabra and DARK Sheik in a triple threat to gain the prize of booking rights at 10/6/23 Fuck The Fans event

  • post match, Ricky and Scott Stoner and James C would be interrupted by Lost Treasures Joe DeSoul and Lara Frazier. A match was made where the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship would be defended vs The Booking rights of FTF.

  • Sweetpea performed burlesque

Vipress defeated EFFY

The Federal Bureau of EMOstigations defeated D-Torch and Brutal Rob Hands. FBE member #1 stated she hopes Brooke Havok dies in prison. FBE #2 seemed miffed by this, but there were still dangerous levels of EMO being emitted, and the two arrested Scene-sei D-Torch. Big Brutty sad and alone.

MacDaddy MYLO defeated Alpha Zo to remain Best Athlete in the Eastbay Golden Fannypacks Champion. Da Squaaad members Hop Daddy and Kenny K attempted to attack MYLO and steal her Golden Fannypacks as they did to Brittany Wonder and her GLAMpionship, but Brittany appeared with a chair and hit them with it a lot, saving MYLO from suffering the same fate.

Lost Treasures Joe DeSoul and Lara Frazier defeated BOOM GANG Ricky Stoner and Scotty Stoner to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship and gain the booking rights to 10/6/23 FUCK THE FANS

results: 8/4/23 U Up?

hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Anton Voorhees,

Hoodfighter Tournament Quarterfinals:

El Chupacbra defeated Trish Adora…

Ricky Stoner defeated BART-Man..

Cereal Man defeated Matt Carlos…

Brooke Havok defeated Alpha Zo…

Lethal Lotter Tournament 1st Phase: DARK Sheik, Vipress, Joe DeSoul and Richard Shhhnary defeated Hop Daddy, Juice Lee, Brittany Wonder and Scotty Stoner…

Lethal Lottery 2nd Phase: DARK Sheik and Joe DeSoul defeated Vipress and Richard Shhhnary…

Lethal Lottery Final Phase: DARK Sheik defeated Joe DeSoul…

HoodFighter Tournament SemiFinals:

El Chupacabra defeated Cereal Man…

Ricky Stoner received a bye when Brooke Havok was arrested by the Federal Bureau of EMOstigations for emitting dangerous levels of EMO…

Hoodfighter Tournament Finals:

El Chupacabra defeated Ricky Stoner…

James C won the Battle Royal of Supremacy also featuring Lara Frazier, MacDaddy MYLO, Johnny Butabi, Joey Smoak, Joey Gonzo, Brutal Rob Hands, D-Torch and Mighty Mayra

results: 7/8/23 Society of the Slam

From Nile Theater in Mesa, Arizona

featuring burlesque by Debauchery Productions

  1. Evan Daniels defeated Thugnificent
  2. Nic Zander defeated Brandon Gee
  3. Charles Cassus defeated Damian Desire to retain the WrestleDrag Championship
  4. Bryn Thorne defeated Gin Sevani
  5. Cereal Man defeated Ricky Tenacious
  6. Heidi Howitzer and Daddi Doom defeated Ray Lyn and DARK Sheik

results: 7/7/2023 AMERICAN SCREAM

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Veda Scott, refereed by Nuk Nuk Johnson and Wiggles

  1. MacDaddy M Y L O defeated Allie Katch to become NEW Best Athlete in the East Bay Double Golden Fannypacks Champion

The CAUTION and Vipress came to the ring. DARK Sheik and Vipress said they would soon be tag team champions, and Anton Voorhees said he would be a part of team Hoodslam against the Fallen in the main event. DARK Sheik said she would be there with him, but Vipress disagreed. The Lost Treasures then came to the ring and said that they surely would be next to the fight the tag team champions after beating Sheik and Vipress last month, leading to…

2. Vipress defeated Lara Frazier

Afterwards, Sheik said she would still support Anton in tonights main event, against Vipresseseeses wishes, leading to her smashing Sheik in the teeth with a microphone. As the Lost Treasures laughed at this broken home, Intergalactic Tag Team Champions Juice Lee and El Chupacabra [with OKAMI] came to the ring and attacked all four would be challengers, leading to…

3. Lost Treasures Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul defeatd El Chupacabra and Juice Lee and The CAUTION Anton Voorhees and DARK Sheik to become NEW Intergalactic Tag Team Champions

4. Kidd Bandit defeated Jack Cartwheel

5. Da Squaaad [ Kenny K, Hop Daddy and Alpha Zo] defeated EMO HEADS [ Brooke Havok, TV’s Alan Angels and Brutal Emo Rob Hands] after Brutal Rob just got too darn emotional.

6. Brittany Wonder defeated Mighty Mayra to remain GLAMpion, but after the match she was attacked by Da Squaaad and they stole her GLAMpionship Title!

7. Anton Voorhees, El Chupacabra and Allie Katch defeated She, her shadowy consort and Hollywood Cereal Man, and by stipulation everyone didn’t die. But some did. Many a Hoodslammer took part, and though we got knocked down, we got back up, we are tiiitaaaaniiiiummmm

watch it on FITE+ you lucky survivors

results: 6/23/22 Sunny Days

from Oakland Metro Operahouse outdoor location on 3rd and Castro, featuring commentary by Broseph Joe Brody, and referees Nuk Nuk/ Wiggles

  1. Lara Frazier defeated PitFall Jones

The moment of silence for Drugz Bunny was interrupted by the Stoner Brothers of the Boom Gang, who had attacked Drugz before he was murdered by the Fallen at the last event. They introduced us to the latest hired gun hired by Boom Gang member James C. They were into turn interrupted by Cereal Man, Marcelo Montoya and Joey Gonzo, who challenged the Boom Gang to a match.

2. Rick Stoner, Scott Stoner and Lil Crush defeated the New Dawgz

3. Lost Treasures Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul defeated DARK Sheik and Vipress

After the match, Anton Voorhees suggested to infighting Sheik and Vipress that they stop arguing and just break up as a team. They decided otherwise and left together, leaving Anton to invite The Fallen to the ring. She, her dusky cohort and Evil Cereal Man answered the call.

An arrangement was made in that The Fallen would end their murderous ways if Hoodslam offered three sacrifices for She and returned the demon dog kidnapped by the Emo Heads at last event. Anton retaliated with a 3 on 3 match, and if Hoodslam won that they would murder nobody again, but She did not seem to be concerned about the difference, stating that the 3 would die regardless.

4. El Chupacabra and Juice Lee defeated Kenny K and Alpha Zo to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

5. MacDaddy M Y L O defeated Mighty Mayra

6. Leader of the EMO Heads Brooke Havok defeated Kidd Bandit

After the match, The Fallen came to claim their kidnapped demon dog, as agreed. Emo Rob Hands couldn’t just hand over the killer of his friend Sweet Boone, though, and instead of handing him over unloaded 5 shots into the dog with Sweet Boone’s own gun.

This caused a battle between Emo Rob and the the dusky cohort of She, one that almost proved fatal. Lil Crush would come to defend all of Hoodslam, and unfortunately paid the ultimate price. The Fallen claimed their 6th victim.

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