Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody
1. Demigod of Death FunnyBone defeated Hidden Gem Matt Carlos
2. Da Squaaad (Shakira Spears, Kenny K, D-Rogue and Hip Hop Harry Henderson) defeated The CAUTION (Link to the Future Anton Voorhees/DARK Sheik) & The Stoner Brothers (Scott-Rick Stoner and Rick-Scott Stoner)
3. Big B v Juice Lee was declared a no contest after Bat Manuel interfered and attacked both individuals with his bat-manuel-arang and other gadgets and shit
4. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypack Champion Sweet Boone defeated Richard Shhhnary in a Sanctum of Silence Match after Sweet Boone released his invisible doggo “little Bernie Junior) from his harness and he bit Richard Shhhnary, making him do noises out his mouth
5. El Chupacabra defeated Sensei Joey Nuggs to become the NEW Beast Who Holds the Golden Gig Champion of all Hoodslammery
6. Drugz Bunny and Cereal Man defeated Brutal Rob Hands and James C to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
7. Thicc Martel defeated Johnny Drinko Butabi and HBKen in a Triangle Match