hosted by Anton Voorhees from Continental Club in Oakland:
Three Way Match For The HOODSLAM Golden Gig Championship
Vipress (c) vs. Dark Sheik vs. Brooke Havok was declared a no contest when invaders attacked all three. They were Mikey J, a masked assailant, fake stoner brothers and fake Drugz Bunny. They said that they were great wrestlers who had been emailing hoodslam for opportunities, but were constantly left on read. Tonight, they would make an impact.
Best Athlete In The East Bay Championship Match
Kenny K (c) defeated Mighty Mayra.
Triple Threat Match For The GLAM Championship
Mikey J defeated The Cereal Man and Hop Daddy to become the new Champion.
Richard Shhhnary, Grief Counselor Marco & Dr. Von Eerie defeated The Lost Treasures (Lara Frazier, Joe DeSoul & Matt Carlos).
Triple Threat Match For The Intergalactic Tag Team Championships
The Emo Heads (Rob Hands & D-Torch) (c) defeated The Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick Stoner & Rick Scott Stoner) and the fake Stoner Brothers (Todd Rodd Stoner & Rodd Todd Stoner)
After failing to win the Tag Titles, the invaders attacked all in the ring and gloated about still having two championships. This was when they revealed that the masked assailant was none of that Johnny Butabi – first Captain of the Champion Ship! Furthermore, he had stolen the Champion Ship and was keeping it hostage from Captain M Y L O, who had felt bad because she thought she lost it.
Jaguar Montoya and Joey Gonzo looked like they were their to take on these invaders in the name of Hoodslam, but an argument brewed between the two. Jaguar would turn his back on Gonzo and Hoodslam, and side with the simulacrum invaders.
Over The Plank Battle Royal For The HOODSLAM Champion Ship Championship
Winner: Captain M Y L O both regained and retained the Champion Ship after fighting the invaders, assistance from Anton Voorhees, the Stoner Bros & Richard Shhhnary, and after befriending a shark that they tried to feed her to. Also, the fake Stoners and fake Drugz Bunny died, and Johnny Butabi is considered lost at sea. Also, Jaguar turned on Mikey J when they were the only two left, saying that he was playing double agent all along. Nobody believes him, but we don’t really feel like doing anything about it.