results: 6/21/19 Hoodslam Jet Grind Wrestling Future

 

hosted by Screaming Eagle Mike O Shea, Thicc Martel and Broseph Joe Brody, referees Wiggles and Nuk Nuk Johnson

  1. Big B defeated Bat-Manuel

– STAGE 1 OF 3 STAGES OF FUCKERY:

The CAUTION (CAUTION) defeated Stoner Brothers in a karaoke dual when the fans voted Anton Voorhees singing (just barely) over Rick Scott Stoner

2. Richard Shhhnary v Funnybone was declared a no contest when Da Squaaaaad interfered just cuz their dicks.  Funnybone and Richard Shhhnary would fight back, though, and an impromptu tag match was dropped in our laps!-

2b. Da Squaaad (Hip Hop Harry Henderson and D-Rogue w/ Shakira Spears and Kenny K) defeated Richard Shhhnary and Funnybone after Funnybone ditched Shhhnary after Shhhnary tried to ditch Funnybone.

3. HBKen defeated Otto Von Kultch to prove to Sensei Joey Nuggs he had earned a shot at the Golden Gig.  Nuggs would attack him immediately after and call out a referee to quickly end the match of

4. Sensei Joey Nuggs defeated HBKen to retain his position as the Man with the Golden Gig

– STAGE 2 OF 3 STAGES OF FUCKERY:

Stoner Brothers defeated The CAUTION (CAUTION) in the “Mike O Shea Challenge” when Scott Rick Stoner defeated DARK Sheik by being the fastest at rolling a blunt, smoking it, and drinking two beers.

5. El Chupacabra defeated Battleborn Barbarian

6. Johnny Butabi/Steven Tresario defeated Brutal Rob Hands/James C in a real slobberknocker of a tag matcH

– STAGE 3 OF 3 STAGES OF FUCKERY:

Stoner Brothers and The CAUTION (CAUTION) scored equal points in the Thicc Martel hosted “BFF FTF Challenge: Tags One to Know One” Trivia Game – after FOREVER -, and thus both teams must complete the punishment chosen by the other team.  DARK Sheik and Anton Voorhees must recreate an episode of the 90s television show “Blossom” from Season 3, whiie Scott Rick Stoner and Rick Scott Stoner must recreate the motion picture action film “FACE/OFF”.  Everyone loses.

7. Kenny K (with Da Squaaaad members Hip Hop Harry, Shakira Spears and D-Rogue) defeated Pooh Jack in a no weapons match.  Afterwards, Da Squaaad would attack Pooh Jack, but Drugz Bunny would make the save and announced that he is medically cleared and at July 5th #AMERICA he would make his return to in ring action for the first time since March!

 

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