Hosted by Nuk Nuk Johnson
1. Juice Lee defeated HBKen
2. Chris Blaze defeated Ryan Ferguson
3. Stoner Brothers defeated Hip Hop Harry and D-Rogue of Da Squaaaad
4. Snowman Snowy Nuggs defeated Howard Langston of Jingle All the Way
- Santa Otis would then give Howard Langston a turbo man brand dildo
5. Funnybone defeated Keita Murray