(9-16-23)
Mesa, AZ – Be Crime, Do Gay from The Nile Theater:
featuring performances by Debauchery Productions –
Evan Daniels defeated Bryn Thorne
Chris Cassus defeated Cereal Man, Brittnie Brooks and Nic Zander in a Fatal Fourway to retain the Wrestledrag Championship
Heidi Howitzer defeated Ricky Tenacious
Thugnificent defeated Brandon Gee
Jonnie Robbie defeated Ray Lyn and Damian Desire in a Triple Threat
El Chupacabra defeated Sonico
Hosted by Doc Atrocity,
Reno, NV – Street HIGHbration from The Bluebird:
Joe DeSoul defeated Neil the Thrill
Lara Frazier defeated Mighty Mayra
JMM and Tripp Rogers defeated Pooky and Post Mortem
El Chupacabra defeated Johnnie Robbie
Black Swan defeated Brooke Havok
Brittany Wonder and Joey Smoak defeated Johnny Butabi and Dreamy Drew
James C defeated Anton Voorhees and Baylum Lynx in a Triple Threat Match.
In one of the wildest encounters of all time – not just wrestling, but all time – Brutal Rob Hands was able to free Brooke Havok and Daniel Torch from the clutches of FBE.
The Federal Bureau of EMOstigations hoped to convince Emo Rob to join their counseling, and brought up the convertedly normal Brookyln and Dathaniel as evidence. D-Torch would scream through the therapy, revealing he was only pretending – and he screamed for Rob Hands to FIGHT.
The FBE sent its top men, and they engaged the 6’7 314lb emotional monster with synchronized dance combat. Brutal Rob tried to mosh his way, through, guided by Papa Roach, but FBE detective 2 quickly subdued him and attempted to compromise him to a permanent end. FBE detective 1 protested, but detective 2 is a loose cannon, and she went rogue.
Brooke Havok would then arise from her slumber, and shake of the shackles of normalcy to remember her EMO Queen self. She quickly found a guitar, and showed the agents the power of EMO by shredding face. Unfortunately(?), it was too strong, and the FBE members heads exploded. Vigilante agent FBE detective 2 was seen bleeding but scurrying away, and FBE detective 1 revealed that he ACTUALLY was moved by the music. The case was closed, the EMOHEADS reunited and Brooke Havok killed 3 people.
HOWEVER, her story was not yet done. She returned later in the evening to challenge ANYONE on the roster and it was answered by the debuting Sawyer Wreck! She was scheduled to take on MacDaddy M Y L O, and the MacDaddy made it simple for everyone by coming out too and making it a three way dance.
After much mayhem, Sawyer Wreck stood very tall as the NEW Best Athlete in the East Bay Double Golden Fannypacks Champion.
For recaps and summaries of whats happened and why to like a lot if not most of us. or just look at these pictures and you’ll pretty much get an idea of what we accomplished
We return to Nevada with a double dose of da funk…
First, HOODSLAM: Street HIGHbration is on September 16th at the Bluebird!
Then its GLAM: Saved by the Belle *again* at the Bluebird! There’s a bluebird on my shoulder, can i love it?
Featuring Brooke Havok, DARK Sheik, Lara Frazier, Black Swan, The Stoner Brothers, Mighty Myra, Amira, Anton Voorhees, Brittany Wonder and many more making their Hoodslam debuts!
We’re not just dipping in Reno, we’re planting a flag. Welcome to the Slam Empire.
LIVE ON FITE, in coordination with Oakland Metro Operahouse
Hosted by Wonder Dave!
The debuts of Sawyer Wreck and Jonnie Robbie!
DARK Sheik and Vipress reach an ultimatum. Anton Voorhees returns from injury to active combat.
With Brooke Havok and D-Torch arrested for emitting dangerous levels of EMO, Brutal Rob Hands stands alone in this final chapter against the Federal Bureau of EMOstigations.
The Lost Treasures are now in control of Fuck the Fans after defeating the Stoner Brothers in a match for the much glorified prize of booking a show. What announcements do they have for us? How will the BOOM Gang (James C and the Stoner Brothers) react?
M Y L O defends the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks!
Da Squaaad stands triumphant after Hop Daddy defeated Brittany Wonder for the GLAMpionship. What other cards do they have waiting under their three person six armed shirt sleeve?
Juice Lee will probably be there. Definitely Chupy [el Chupacabra].
Tickets on sale now on eventbrite, watch the show live on fite tv with a FITE+ subscription. There’s links to the left; they’re like totally convenient enough without doing it again in this sentence.
Brittany Wonder had her championship stolen after defending it successfully at 7/7/23 American Scream. In face, she was the longest reigning champion in all of Hoodslam, having held the GLAMpionship since June 4th, 2022.
She was able to gain some revenge against HOP DADDY at 8/4/23 U Up, but it wasn’t until 8/18/23 that the two went head to head for the title.
For the better of Squaad and the worse for Wonder, Hop Daddy was able to dethrone the Ultragirl after repeated interference from Da Squaad mates Kenny K and Alpha Zo. It pays to be in a faction in the new Hoodslam.
if you notice up in the menu it now has a link to the merchandise shop/give section at the churchofwrestling.com , we’re now sharing it and have some hoodslam gear up there, too!
how convenient, for those of you who are sheik AND hoodslam fans
Hi, we didn’t add bios to everyone yet but we put them all in factions and add photo gallery for every crew and like a little bio, and i dunno i think its pretty cool, go check it out
We don’t know how to embed the video, but click on the link and check it out! Thanks Amber Lee ~~
It’s kinda incredible how they can come film at 5 and have it on the news by 10. Wow what a wrld
